learnEnglish 发表于 2009-9-3 22:13

Joke of Today

本帖最后由 learnEnglish 于 2009-9-6 05:29 编辑

The pilot felt a gun sticking in his back, and a voice hissed in his ear, "Take me to London."

"But we are going to London." said the pilot.

"I know. But I've been hijacked to Cuba twice before, so this time I'm taking no chances."

(From Internet)

learnEnglish 发表于 2009-9-3 22:16

take no chances
不冒险
力求万全

mondfluss 发表于 2009-9-4 13:11

{:5_380:}

Penguinchen 发表于 2009-9-4 14:09

But how? I think the pilot know the direction better when we are deep in the sky. hehe..

learnEnglish 发表于 2009-9-4 15:52

Joke of Tody

本帖最后由 learnEnglish 于 2009-9-6 05:30 编辑

A man is speeding down a narrow mountain road, when a woman comes hurtling round the corner. He swerves to avoid her, but as she passes she leans out the window and screams 'PIG!'

Astonished, the man turns and yells back, 'BITCH!' as he reaches the bend and crashes into a pig.

(From Internet)

learnEnglish 发表于 2009-9-6 05:15

本帖最后由 learnEnglish 于 2009-9-6 05:30 编辑

Joke of Today

One evening，in the midst of dinner preparation，our 10 yearold daughter asked，“Mom my， what's puberty？”My wife was rushed at the moment，so she suggested that Peggy look up the word in the dictionary，after which they could talk about it.

A few minutes later，Peggy returned.Her mother asked what the dictionary had said.“Puberty means，”announced Peggy，“the earliest age at which a girl is able to bear children.”

“What do you think of that？” my wife asked.

“I'm not sure，” Peggy replied.“I've always been able to bear children.It's adults I can't bear.”

(From Internet)

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bear children
可解释为
1）生小孩
2）忍受孩子

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learnEnglish 发表于 2009-9-14 18:39

本帖最后由 learnEnglish 于 2009-9-14 19:06 编辑

Joke of Today

    For the last company picnic, management decided that, due to liability issues, we could have alcohol, but only one drink per person.

    I was fired for ordering the cups...

(From Internet)

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The picture is important:
http://www.truckersforum.net/truck-pictures/images/1951/medium/1_BigCups.jpg

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learnEnglish 发表于 2009-10-11 21:36

Joke of Today

　　Man: Doctor, I'm getting very forgetful.

　　Doctor: I see, Mr. Brown. Won't you take a chair?

　　Man: Thanks----take a what?

　　Doctor: A chair. Now, when did you first notice this trouble?

　　Man: What trouble?

(From Internet)

Niederlassung 发表于 2009-10-11 23:50

{:4_276:}nice jokes!!
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