原帖由 dinner4u 于 2007-1-29 22:00 发表
不过我们这IRISH PUB里几乎都是同志多些.以前的GG喜欢去,经常被人人搭讪$汗$
我有个朋友是同志 他经常跟我说同志吧里帅哥多:mad: :mad: :mad:
原帖由 ww666 于 2007-1-29 22:01 发表
原话是说，喝完这种酒，孩子会一大把，我一开始不明白，就为什么呀？$汗$
他们就说，为什么会孩子多呢？就是。。。哈哈。。。。。（省略ing。。。)
:D :D :D 酒后乱性把
英式笑话。
WHITE WOMEN:
First date:
You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date:
You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date:
You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.
原帖由 dinner4u 于 2007-1-29 22:01 发表
我减肥那阵,经常饿地上网看各种美食来画饼充饥$郁闷$
我好象一个人的时候就很瘦 现在胖了完全因为GG$angry $angry 他太能吃了 啥都吃 我看他吃我也想吃
以前一个人天天就玩游戏 根本没饿的说:( :( :(
IRISH WOMEN:
First Date:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary:
You both get blind drunk and have sex
原帖由 猪哼哼 于 2007-1-29 22:07 发表
我有个朋友是同志 他经常跟我说同志吧里帅哥多:mad: :mad: :mad:
我认识的有,一次爬梯上两个喝多了就开始亲,别人都见怪不怪,我可真是看西洋景了...$汗$
原帖由 himmelblau 于 2007-1-29 22:06 发表
:( :( 最怕半夜去饮食版。。。会抓狂的。。。。
嫩也在减肥中？？$frage$
$汗$ $汗$ 没 我只是有时候想想 但是我谗 减不下来
上次从国内回来胖了很多 还买过DM里的减肥药和减肥贴 玩了几天就扔一边了 没啥用好象
ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date:
You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date:
You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date:
You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary:
You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought ofhaving sex.
6th Anniversary:
You find yourself a Mistress.
CHINESE WOMEN:
First date:
You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date:
You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date:
You don't even get to the third date and you've alreadyrealized nothing is ever going to happen.
原帖由 猪哼哼 于 2007-1-29 21:54 发表
$郁闷$ $郁闷$ 他眼睛比我大很多的说:( :( :( 眨不过:mad: :mad: :mad:
:D :D :D :D
INDIAN WOMEN:
First date:
Meet her parents.
Second date:
Set the date of the wedding.
Third date:
Wedding night.
BLACK WOMEN:
First Date:
You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date:
You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date:
You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date:
She's pregnant by someone other than you.
原帖由 ww666 于 2007-1-29 22:09 发表
英式笑话。
WHITE WOMEN:
First date:
You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date:
You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date:
You get to have sex but only in the missiona ...
虽然英语不灵光,还是看明白了点...:D $支持$
ARAB WOMEN:
First Date:
Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
Second Date:
Guy is shot dead.
No third date!!!
阿拉伯那段最搞笑。。。。:D :D
原帖由 ww666 于:13 发表
INDIAN WOMEN:
First date:
Meet her parents.
Second date:
Set the date of the wedding.
Third date:
Wedding night.
:o :o :o
原帖由 ww666 于:15 发表
ARAB WOMEN:
First Date:
Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
Second Date:
Guy is shot dead.
No third date!!!
$郁闷$ $郁闷$ $郁闷$
我哪个都没领会到精髓:( :( :(
黑妹看来最不可靠滴说～～$考虑$ $考虑$
原帖由 ww666 于 2007-1-29 22:13 发表
CHINESE WOMEN:
First date:
You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date:
You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date:
Yo ...
if you buy her a diamond ring,everything could happen ,such like,she will buy you a bmw car:D :D
原帖由 dinner4u 于 2007-1-29 22:11 发表
我认识的有,一次爬梯上两个喝多了就开始亲,别人都见怪不怪,我可真是看西洋景了...$汗$
$汗$ $汗$ 我认识的净给人当小三 让他好好找一个 非说他爱的不爱他 爱他的他不爱$郁闷$ $郁闷$
$郁闷$ $汗$ $汗$
这个就不晓得了。
原帖由 himmelblau 于 2007-1-29 22:14 发表
$汗$ $汗$ $汗$
how old is this joke???
原帖由 猪哼哼 于:09 发表
我好象一个人的时候就很瘦 现在胖了完全因为GG$angry $angry 他太能吃了 啥都吃 我看他吃我也想吃
以前一个人天天就玩游戏 根本没饿的说:( :( :(
$郁闷$ $郁闷$ 偶也是啊～～而且他还是那么瘦，偶却～～:mad:
原帖由 himmelblau 于 2007-1-29 22:13 发表
DM的药不敢乱用。。。怕对身体不好。。。
只能靠忌口了。。。$汗$ $汗$
KNEIPP出的 号称纯植物的 含什么成分 是目前最有效的 QQXX还讨论过 我就跟风了$汗$ $汗$
原帖由 ww666 于 2007-1-29 22:16 发表
阿拉伯那段最搞笑。。。。:D :D
$握手$ $握手$ $支持$ $支持$
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