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:D :D The Aging Explorer:D :D
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A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.
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6 W" b1 V# G3 {* V. a% f0 cThe old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gunbearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leapt toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself."! i+ [! |, {' g6 k- F& ~
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The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same."
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4 a. D0 ^1 U( g% u5 _The old explorer said, "No, not then - just now when I went ROARRRR!" :D:D :D :D :cool: :cool:
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) X& N, \0 e% v& S' ~[ 本帖最后由 pepperl 于 2007-4-30 15:08 编辑 ] |
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