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Two birls

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

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Teacher: Please tell us.
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Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
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! p; D# ~! W+ ], _A physics Examination
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Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.
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The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?
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  m- }& i+ k! U" J- o! zNick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

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