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Two birls

4 A- P; `' j, B& b6 o/ X, h& `4 V1 ITeacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

8 I: ]1 d- b5 k9 a; m8 JStudent: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

  t0 F8 i/ h# D5 ^+ jTeacher: Please tell us.
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0 \$ e/ k4 a4 p6 }% Q( pStudent: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
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A physics Examination

) L3 D5 K+ V  [) q' t2 AOnce in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.
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The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

6 ]7 S1 e$ g2 S+ C8 F2 x5 zNick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

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