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Two birls

( q% ]( o. h3 n. R% JTeacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
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, s2 z, u9 c$ f+ xTeacher: Please tell us.
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" x9 x( F' m$ f1 O" TStudent: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
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7 i3 p& f; U$ P0 ?* F8 |8 wA physics Examination
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6 C3 R: m: B8 e* @; Q# F  KOnce in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?
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+ _3 h$ _% [1 ~Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

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