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Two birls
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2 e$ [: x$ R; C9 b: pTeacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
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& e: o& V3 |1 iStudent: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
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5 I3 x! V9 p& Z7 KTeacher: Please tell us.

; m$ d: b6 Q0 A) w& HStudent: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

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4 q' Y+ A9 m+ E4 EA physics Examination
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Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

/ S5 u' Z, K4 s8 L8 ^$ ^The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

& C3 c0 s) f) m& SNick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

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