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Two birls
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; u, O# ]0 D2 m3 fTeacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
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Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

1 Z9 T: G# S8 R  A' XStudent: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
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A physics Examination
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Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

" d) X, \( Q6 CThe question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

8 m! B1 G( d7 U' B( eNick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

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