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Two birls

* g0 H, z2 W2 M, W/ sTeacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
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Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

: g( z/ ]+ }/ s. Z! o2 w! p; eTeacher: Please tell us.
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8 @' V3 h3 U# f* XStudent: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

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: h* z/ r& R- D$ g2 q7 bA physics Examination

Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

; |- L1 G$ L- U  RThe question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

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