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Two birls

( O7 |# h: F4 h7 S) a# U  @& yTeacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
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Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
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# m; M) M; }7 X/ i& JA physics Examination
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" v% w( r0 t# c8 E* @Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.
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The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

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