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Two birls

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
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Teacher: Please tell us.
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Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
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* n' J( W$ b& C- bA physics Examination

Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.
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, o  D2 E4 D* vThe question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?
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8 |! m& Z0 R4 tNick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

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