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Two birls
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Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

; r6 w# ^6 V5 J7 Q: m) qStudent: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

* ]; ^, t( H% r. hTeacher: Please tell us.
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Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

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% U; t  z+ C2 k+ k8 i* UA physics Examination
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Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

7 y; _" |7 `$ B5 P( k# z" WThe question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

. n$ T2 z3 e; X3 }% E6 U; GNick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

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