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发表于 2011-2-25 20:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

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1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C ?) ]. G# k2 k. Y+ l/ G

5 r) e& g# }- k3 I& ?0 kBecause it makes fat fact!
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4 y2 b9 ?0 w1 i4 a2.Why is the letter E so important?
0 w% }( h0 W- bBecause it’s the begining of everything!
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. C. D' e! S; T) D4 J* d3.Why are the letter G and letter S in “gloves” close to each other?
, b" g# ?; @' g* E, \Because there is love between them!
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  C: J& P9 y; @4.What letter is an animal ?( Y2 `+ Z4 C$ y9 W5 H! J
It’s the letter B
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0 t3 M9 p6 b/ Q* |" b/ O2 Z. E5.What letter is a question?( h& p& T( f4 v
It’s the letter Y
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6.Why is U the jolliest letter?/ _6 b- ^2 ?7 }# P6 d* l+ a
Because it’s in the midst of fun!
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7.How do you feel today?7 b5 z9 h8 M% z! ^
With my hands ,of course!
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: v- o0 `7 [% }& E6 j8.How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it?6 o1 n8 C, c8 m3 |# r  _/ T
Take a longer rope and compare with it!
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9.Why do people wish for something they haven’t got?
7 c$ T: ~( B" P- c What else is there to wish for? You cease to wish for it once you get it!. {# T" e4 j4 R1 c) A1 i3 K0 n: V

5 T; a2 n2 l9 w9 n10.What can you tell from Peter’s record card with extremely poor grades?
6 q4 V& k9 Y- w' C+ ?He didn’t cheat!
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11.What does everybody do at the same time?* z" V3 e! _) S  m1 c
Grow old!
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- q5 `7 B; y; U- d5 |  }The following question you'd better guess by yourselves firstly, then find the answers
! k, {, q% j3 kat the end!!!
+ L# x: c3 T3 `& T12.What resembles half a pie?( z  \* q  y/ `
13.Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?
9 w% A6 `5 o# @  ]/ ^14.When do people have two mouth?
, R# u5 G6 b, x4 @8 J  Q15.Why do lions eat raw meat?
+ t- o/ H( O1 z( n/ t16.How many sides does a circle have?
1 o% m) {# R8 ^17.What animal can jump as high as a tree?2 e! c1 T% x1 q# h/ J
18.How can you be completely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest?" r! j% r: k5 U1 \
19.Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
; ~8 f. ]/ r! u3 {9 P6 r1 l20.If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become?
2 w6 `/ ?" M- x* c8 h- W* X4 f21.If two’s company and three’s crowd,what’s four and five?
9 J! i5 M! g. C; e+ W22.The farmers in this village used modern methods but harvested no apples this year ,why?
! h* [8 f/ D, D+ W3 f! q7 v% z/ d# U23.The injured dog had some difficulty going home.Every step he took, he slipped back two.However,he still managed to get home. How did he do it?If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become?
* V$ N) O+ i9 N* D- t1 c% E1 a* \24.What falls often but never gts hurt?% J  n$ ~* \; t# `$ |) u' l" p
25.How did the pick-pocket spot the plain-clothes cop in his woman’s disguise?
! q" a- c, y/ T% A* C1 E8 S26.Which month has 28 days?0 s- D2 I1 w/ u7 j
27.What is it that everyone wants to have and get rid of too?
" A  ?' m& t( ?28.where did the egg floating down the Mississippi River come from?5 @0 u9 D& ]/ S9 s; \
29.Lucky Mouse fell off a 1000-step stair and was not hurt.why?7 H- P) D0 L1 u7 w3 E9 ?1 v
30.Why do giraffes have long neck?
0 f; x" d, b+ u3 a/ M$ \+ C31.How can you make 6 out of three 7′s?9 v1 v" m7 s! Y
32.How can you make 6 out of three 5′s?
) V. N% O' w, X# ]/ ]/ _, a33.how can you make 1000 out of eight 8′s?7 Y! g3 h( c) ~9 l# H' J4 @0 Q
34.Can you name the captital of every state in the U.S. in ten seconds?
& F' @$ X! P+ d0 r, w/ [& {+ [9 g35.A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother.How could that be?
# j$ m  X- r/ p. K, J36.Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the other side when it enters a room?$ U/ ]) }! A& ]
37.How do you know policemen are strong ?3 @7 K$ ^0 w* Q( }. N& T
38.With which hand do you write?
! `+ C8 h4 ], T3 O- v  U2 j% s39.What must you do before you return a book to the library?& ?) j# ~2 z9 [1 I& n
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6 ~- z3 z5 ]6 I* r, l2.Because it’s the begining of everything!
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12. The other half!( Q! p; c9 k1 w# O
13. Santa Claus 圣诞老人. }% p* r0 `8 x% i4 {' U, ?
14. When there’s two of them 有两个人时!- b- I  j% S% y* m  y; j. y
15. They don’t know how to cook 他们不知道如何烹饪!
# L; v0 I  V" ?' p6 V7 K16. Two. The inside and the outside!
; z& t: o2 \9 {17. All animals,for trees can’t jump!# R# U) p& ^) A$ s
18. Sleep at night!) Y. Q0 f# l1 U+ V% R# o; W7 Y1 \/ X
19. At the bottom!: m6 x4 _; D- F- w
20. Wet!% n6 i( W2 t' P- Q% c0 w
21. Nine!
, c$ D, Y& l0 x2 {22. They planted peech trees!$ \7 H7 l' Y/ [- D
23. He walked in the other direction!% m! v4 I5 q8 _( O$ a
24. Snowflakes!
6 E6 x7 }& r; z( W# K9 ]" \25.He passed by a cosmetics store without looking in the window!
" e: P# w( ?1 u26. Every month has at least 28 days!
! a2 N* f9 n4 R8 G6 W27. One’s appetite!
  w1 w0 M5 h& z3 j+ S8 |5 L; y28.From a hen!
+ e8 A* Z5 C* z7 g3 a! N29. He fell off the last step!% S% {5 s6 f$ Z( ~0 `
30. Because their heads are far from their bodies!
  X9 u8 _0 ?- R31.easy . 7- 7/7=6!
4 e* ?* H; b7 y7 _% r. C32. easy. 5+5/5=6!" t, J# D& j" g1 }- U5 s2 z
33. easy. 8+8+8+8+88+888=1000!4 d. o; F, h5 O5 R7 h
34.Washinton,D.C.!
" T1 N4 f) f, i% u9 N35. The police officer was a lady!
  [' S5 ~- k) W36.Because it can’t see both sides at once.9 E; w4 X0 O) Q) B
37.Because they can hold up traffic with just one hand!
! _) E3 G9 x$ S+ s" u' Q38. Neither.I use a pen!
0 V. F, D. r$ P1 o5 \8 V* Y% n- v39.Borrow the book from library.
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发表于 2011-3-7 01:46 | 显示全部楼层
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