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发表于 2011-2-25 20:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

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1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C ?. I) W8 Q$ D4 I9 ?4 c/ W

( I/ \& u# Q. C8 I4 H- y; M% iBecause it makes fat fact!1 A4 ~% Y. e! ^5 h4 T6 g
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2.Why is the letter E so important?* y- @, \0 ?$ v: Z' M) \
Because it’s the begining of everything!: H9 }) j3 H* H7 m0 ]- \
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3.Why are the letter G and letter S in “gloves” close to each other?$ H! U" b  F! q: p4 l6 Z
Because there is love between them!
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- i$ s0 k; K  B* C. Z3 p1 p4.What letter is an animal ?# r. m) q1 @& a) U6 R. k
It’s the letter B
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8 g3 K( n$ i: m; n5.What letter is a question?8 T5 e& `8 j9 T, F5 m* I
It’s the letter Y
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6.Why is U the jolliest letter?: n' ?+ g% S( q+ b, ~" E
Because it’s in the midst of fun!
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7.How do you feel today?. H, @0 d0 A( k1 f9 F2 C
With my hands ,of course!! O: B* j/ G$ g) }

/ \4 |- ^8 J4 ?8.How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it?, Q/ v- H) A3 g" L( Z
Take a longer rope and compare with it!
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. n  s& m# p' o9.Why do people wish for something they haven’t got?) R/ b; v+ x' ?6 q2 H- y/ Q
What else is there to wish for? You cease to wish for it once you get it!
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10.What can you tell from Peter’s record card with extremely poor grades?1 W& @  l8 k" \. {9 U  D% k" i$ q* w
He didn’t cheat!5 o3 I% V3 s5 H# Q& R$ T4 M

& I4 n3 A$ I! e3 P  Q1 f! ?11.What does everybody do at the same time?
, G0 L- d$ A! y# g/ I- ]Grow old!
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The following question you'd better guess by yourselves firstly, then find the answers
6 x9 ?( u) s; ?7 Eat the end!!!
7 B' e3 e$ I3 p12.What resembles half a pie?, r8 [+ i% ?1 j3 V4 p
13.Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?  t0 ~7 t) u" o
14.When do people have two mouth?
' ~/ z1 R  L% Z15.Why do lions eat raw meat?/ x9 h# m" }# [+ y5 }/ g
16.How many sides does a circle have?
& {! X' c8 A6 T0 c2 m17.What animal can jump as high as a tree?
) r4 s. Y1 z  h" r% a4 w1 y! l18.How can you be completely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest?; v! S. O( S9 o/ t
19.Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
/ j; M, Q! b5 v$ F$ Y" @20.If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become?% c% Q0 ?; @% V4 G7 ]  t
21.If two’s company and three’s crowd,what’s four and five?
) R1 D- p! u8 G6 H) U! I+ }22.The farmers in this village used modern methods but harvested no apples this year ,why?
, U" O1 G6 g+ s23.The injured dog had some difficulty going home.Every step he took, he slipped back two.However,he still managed to get home. How did he do it?If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become?" [2 w3 U& I4 V- P: T6 @
24.What falls often but never gts hurt?
6 v1 g# R. B8 y+ Q9 g# s+ V4 I25.How did the pick-pocket spot the plain-clothes cop in his woman’s disguise?. ^: r0 T6 p# B9 u0 j3 V! Q
26.Which month has 28 days?; r) M$ D: T! Y' q" j
27.What is it that everyone wants to have and get rid of too?0 i9 U* ~3 S+ f
28.where did the egg floating down the Mississippi River come from?
& I. p/ `' R2 n! f29.Lucky Mouse fell off a 1000-step stair and was not hurt.why?$ e8 {5 t! b2 N! z' w
30.Why do giraffes have long neck?
# @  o/ C) g2 D9 F& [31.How can you make 6 out of three 7′s?6 D4 O+ ~- r- g  M3 P
32.How can you make 6 out of three 5′s?. y1 f) ~- b: A0 D
33.how can you make 1000 out of eight 8′s?( n: s; h0 \, m! ]* C* F
34.Can you name the captital of every state in the U.S. in ten seconds?/ y! o8 n4 G2 \" R% R; b
35.A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother.How could that be?2 x, Q% I  j' j) v+ c" f$ j/ y6 M; I- Z
36.Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the other side when it enters a room?- ~4 i1 Y0 a1 W
37.How do you know policemen are strong ?
7 K4 O! I  [! p8 [1 E) h38.With which hand do you write?
+ z1 e# U" s# D. C( c0 T. H9 e. C39.What must you do before you return a book to the library?
' ?: |4 f6 d' b# P( N0 [Answers:
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2.Because it’s the begining of everything!
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12. The other half!2 T) l7 S4 R! W. _( }" M* u0 @
13. Santa Claus 圣诞老人
$ G* K/ \9 N- ^9 x5 T3 b14. When there’s two of them 有两个人时!
. i4 y# Z: b$ L7 T' n: N; F7 F15. They don’t know how to cook 他们不知道如何烹饪!1 \1 b9 H% X7 t) q/ R! H7 m
16. Two. The inside and the outside!# |1 j; O5 A9 w6 Q/ `
17. All animals,for trees can’t jump!
2 E+ c4 u7 v) l- y' M18. Sleep at night!0 `! p8 a( x1 ^: [' J
19. At the bottom!
2 r, u- s9 {4 ]  N$ N" a20. Wet!" e: Y+ e0 Q  ?6 A+ d
21. Nine!
% p% v! K3 f- k  w  q$ a% ]22. They planted peech trees!/ P9 j: g- q  ]1 {
23. He walked in the other direction!, Z% ~$ i& y* G& a4 Q
24. Snowflakes!
4 F0 f; o& x- _  [+ y. E25.He passed by a cosmetics store without looking in the window!
6 A: v  _/ k/ B. ~4 x7 l26. Every month has at least 28 days!6 |3 r; R3 }( o* \6 V
27. One’s appetite!
6 `( g  J7 |2 b" i5 F$ F/ m/ B) D  @$ V28.From a hen!
% i% p1 _( K6 Z& }. G+ B6 {) e29. He fell off the last step!
  z2 n+ `! J7 B2 o% P& o5 m* T8 R30. Because their heads are far from their bodies!
# @- F2 c* x1 N31.easy . 7- 7/7=6!. [8 d% m. V3 V8 y
32. easy. 5+5/5=6!; \. Q. f: _# x% `6 C
33. easy. 8+8+8+8+88+888=1000!# ]0 C' Q% j' N" Z) c2 w
34.Washinton,D.C.!  n0 m- a2 {4 Q. a- H! \) b" t
35. The police officer was a lady!
5 O: b3 H- R+ e1 i% p36.Because it can’t see both sides at once.7 C  `- g7 S2 |0 a
37.Because they can hold up traffic with just one hand!$ B  s* r  n* w3 q
38. Neither.I use a pen!( F- w8 q" C1 P$ e3 G
39.Borrow the book from library.
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发表于 2011-3-7 01:46 | 显示全部楼层
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