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发表于 2011-2-25 20:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

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1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C ?0 L: X4 B: T+ [1 A/ R# k
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Because it makes fat fact!
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2.Why is the letter E so important?: S) t  C: ~2 F: J) \
Because it’s the begining of everything!
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. e) w& c# z) N3.Why are the letter G and letter S in “gloves” close to each other?( Y/ Z' J% b0 }" v/ u9 ^* z
Because there is love between them!/ L4 K' o& A6 u
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4.What letter is an animal ?. o% ?. x, u8 o7 l3 R9 a
It’s the letter B5 K$ H' I  s# B" o4 N' ~
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5.What letter is a question?
* t$ D9 Z/ C. u* z: p; t5 f. ?It’s the letter Y9 n0 |9 H  i/ d$ v" X, k

6 A" u- n0 p. m$ B% L; {3 _5 m9 v6.Why is U the jolliest letter?7 p' L7 b: n7 i* |
Because it’s in the midst of fun!
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# @- N+ g: }$ T1 t+ @/ `% r/ r7.How do you feel today?! u6 y+ O( y: g# q0 p5 `
With my hands ,of course!
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8.How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it?
( D2 }9 L. [- Y" }1 l8 H& }% JTake a longer rope and compare with it!& z$ P: J6 D. z8 ^% _9 _

& {" `4 n. z" ?1 D/ J+ h: P9.Why do people wish for something they haven’t got?
( K& a# f) [* a4 {. G) X+ r! u2 C What else is there to wish for? You cease to wish for it once you get it!3 E# t0 j3 p3 @' N, y* E- }
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10.What can you tell from Peter’s record card with extremely poor grades?# {: T* w5 }, R- v4 y; F7 `+ H4 w
He didn’t cheat!
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11.What does everybody do at the same time?) v! y% W, [, U( V+ u1 w! ?4 C" Q
Grow old!3 E! A; M4 L9 \5 H

! Z9 F. @4 ]' k9 BThe following question you'd better guess by yourselves firstly, then find the answers
& E# L( a2 \- j+ Y, Z" Q5 L" Tat the end!!!3 g0 l6 s# D2 j( R6 U8 `0 |# J& T
12.What resembles half a pie?8 U! L& W9 ]2 I' m2 T' L
13.Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?% T: g6 U2 g; @1 V
14.When do people have two mouth?! ^- S& l; u; Z! V
15.Why do lions eat raw meat?% [- f3 t0 z& T) ?$ k- u) i
16.How many sides does a circle have?
7 W/ K$ T( h& U2 H- [% X2 b17.What animal can jump as high as a tree?
- E8 d& X# n: z2 C18.How can you be completely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest?* J+ h) ?# x) D& n" s
19.Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?" w* J  b, M1 [
20.If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become?4 Z( M% M- b& X4 J7 o( X
21.If two’s company and three’s crowd,what’s four and five?
7 B+ L  d: q' {2 Z) O* \22.The farmers in this village used modern methods but harvested no apples this year ,why?
7 s' g, d: C" h2 V5 v2 p23.The injured dog had some difficulty going home.Every step he took, he slipped back two.However,he still managed to get home. How did he do it?If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become?
# J# [) K& j  M, P24.What falls often but never gts hurt?
4 O8 n" T" W' ]( {3 v- ?25.How did the pick-pocket spot the plain-clothes cop in his woman’s disguise?* T6 l2 }1 u; ~) g0 X) z! M) S
26.Which month has 28 days?) d* v, v8 }. v
27.What is it that everyone wants to have and get rid of too?' S/ a+ d3 T7 U5 z4 Q$ |/ Z. W
28.where did the egg floating down the Mississippi River come from?4 j# H3 W; ^  f
29.Lucky Mouse fell off a 1000-step stair and was not hurt.why?: I  G! Z# k- J2 S" D5 ^# L* x1 a
30.Why do giraffes have long neck?! |# D/ W6 v) d$ ]
31.How can you make 6 out of three 7′s?1 I& _* v& S+ C! p
32.How can you make 6 out of three 5′s?
2 y( [. d/ ~; e" M( p33.how can you make 1000 out of eight 8′s?/ c3 c1 h0 U* `
34.Can you name the captital of every state in the U.S. in ten seconds?
# i$ x2 u0 }0 v7 c35.A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother.How could that be?- ~. x" T! c4 V, }. R$ ^6 J8 m6 W& v
36.Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the other side when it enters a room?% y1 w8 P0 c8 p+ V
37.How do you know policemen are strong ?1 c9 O( n* h3 ?/ f+ B
38.With which hand do you write?+ W, M) i6 c: Y) L6 G3 }1 @
39.What must you do before you return a book to the library?# j* `7 I" ^0 {! h5 u: m
Answers:
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2.Because it’s the begining of everything!
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12. The other half!% `7 \0 v# k5 c# g  J$ z; k5 e
13. Santa Claus 圣诞老人% B/ x! W9 d3 Q' Y8 l" x9 C
14. When there’s two of them 有两个人时!
# j& `0 N8 r% c/ U& [. h15. They don’t know how to cook 他们不知道如何烹饪!3 M& v* _, x( G
16. Two. The inside and the outside!7 R3 d$ U& G: {4 Z& k! v6 E
17. All animals,for trees can’t jump!
5 [4 k' H6 x. S' l" J5 q18. Sleep at night!, L& ?% B% P' }
19. At the bottom!# I1 y. l# E, z! W5 y. o, m2 a9 a
20. Wet!+ S' G9 @( d, Y* `' Z
21. Nine!3 X/ Y# |2 |7 n/ `- Y
22. They planted peech trees!* K! s  n, i, ]/ G
23. He walked in the other direction!
: r4 F* A/ q3 T& K& k24. Snowflakes!
0 u. X9 p6 n2 z. F& W: ^1 _* a25.He passed by a cosmetics store without looking in the window!0 Z/ K/ L) Y$ P
26. Every month has at least 28 days!
  j* d2 M- w& Q$ G27. One’s appetite!: K8 C7 j8 t( I4 Q3 e. H& k
28.From a hen!+ |; |2 R7 C. b; @: M/ p
29. He fell off the last step!
( O& F4 O/ {1 {* {5 S: W) H! r30. Because their heads are far from their bodies!
' o. G1 |% j$ o+ X  a- q! k1 h31.easy . 7- 7/7=6!
9 h1 U% O( @4 P/ T4 {/ ~) f32. easy. 5+5/5=6!; Q8 p/ i4 q, m2 I
33. easy. 8+8+8+8+88+888=1000!
- h& V# B5 _, A& z; ]5 H9 O34.Washinton,D.C.!
* n8 h% ?1 ]2 j0 E35. The police officer was a lady!4 }  T% O: f$ }/ X' Y, O
36.Because it can’t see both sides at once.
* M/ |" a+ z8 c$ k$ n3 Z8 o37.Because they can hold up traffic with just one hand!: o- b) [( t8 \' F( ^+ e
38. Neither.I use a pen!
" P0 `" V" d" E, ?. j! h39.Borrow the book from library.
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发表于 2011-3-7 01:46 | 显示全部楼层
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