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发表于 2011-2-25 20:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

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1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C ?+ ^9 s7 E4 k; ~' W9 C

" d' }( i; q& S" Y+ a2 p6 a7 PBecause it makes fat fact!
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$ Y$ T  Y/ _0 Q7 F/ t* U2.Why is the letter E so important?
8 f% j0 ?0 N5 S  o4 ~Because it’s the begining of everything!; R- f& u# a! l% U% G

* K9 I+ [% W- c8 B1 ]0 F& f. T! ~3.Why are the letter G and letter S in “gloves” close to each other?
/ f$ P$ W, N7 e% rBecause there is love between them!
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+ w' j3 Z( t6 F( L9 J1 D4.What letter is an animal ?) S: @' a: F: ]
It’s the letter B0 f# {7 u8 d; z! x  G* W: x

( I( m& x& Z$ e; @: {5.What letter is a question?
+ b' S1 u+ Q) V; bIt’s the letter Y
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6.Why is U the jolliest letter?
2 @- j; S/ d/ G% b( iBecause it’s in the midst of fun!+ J* A9 J  S5 ]. i1 E
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7.How do you feel today?6 V( u- b. Y# e! `/ I) l
With my hands ,of course!0 N# Y' u6 q& b7 p' S! j! s
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8.How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it?
! l: E2 h+ y/ l4 k6 G8 V. l- zTake a longer rope and compare with it!
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9.Why do people wish for something they haven’t got?
3 g: l; X' l& M- @; \9 V What else is there to wish for? You cease to wish for it once you get it!
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9 x' Q$ R3 U7 [/ {2 M/ m0 i7 P10.What can you tell from Peter’s record card with extremely poor grades?! ~: f7 O9 s6 Q1 x
He didn’t cheat!
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11.What does everybody do at the same time?- X( ]$ d' B, L1 u" ?
Grow old!' J# z% |. @# K

! o2 r1 s2 g1 u* `The following question you'd better guess by yourselves firstly, then find the answers6 u" L9 ]2 c! u9 J& Q
at the end!!!! P+ t2 x3 {# V7 d# R
12.What resembles half a pie?* ]4 Z. S- _; c* h0 r
13.Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?
, @; @" j  |" X) W1 }2 Q14.When do people have two mouth?  H; [' }, G0 f* o* j
15.Why do lions eat raw meat?" e. H7 d1 s. o- U# d0 ~
16.How many sides does a circle have?
% t  a% f8 x2 {/ j1 G7 Q7 _17.What animal can jump as high as a tree?
9 r- q( g- W; v18.How can you be completely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest?) @$ t3 {5 I& D) [' Q
19.Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
6 V" r7 o6 o2 M# X; Q# \20.If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become?# E% X- q& R6 x; \  k. \
21.If two’s company and three’s crowd,what’s four and five?5 Q2 o% o5 k4 M
22.The farmers in this village used modern methods but harvested no apples this year ,why?
2 s4 U9 y' j  Y; T9 f& r23.The injured dog had some difficulty going home.Every step he took, he slipped back two.However,he still managed to get home. How did he do it?If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become?. G0 C4 J* P/ u% R* b
24.What falls often but never gts hurt?
* F, h- o( H( F( V) {25.How did the pick-pocket spot the plain-clothes cop in his woman’s disguise?
% }: w7 C# L# d4 w26.Which month has 28 days?0 ~$ n- R' Y4 p0 C  z
27.What is it that everyone wants to have and get rid of too?) m: c, A: O+ b: G1 [8 ^( S' q
28.where did the egg floating down the Mississippi River come from?
. K, G9 N' G) u$ I# ^29.Lucky Mouse fell off a 1000-step stair and was not hurt.why?
/ m5 Y2 d3 @- Y4 H( p' \& Q8 P30.Why do giraffes have long neck?
8 ?8 G& h. C5 ]  x1 A31.How can you make 6 out of three 7′s?
5 w; y  G" B* Z# t( q$ b; y32.How can you make 6 out of three 5′s?4 p. h5 X0 ~) A* ]
33.how can you make 1000 out of eight 8′s?/ ~% Z' S$ j$ [1 E6 F* j
34.Can you name the captital of every state in the U.S. in ten seconds?' E) y; ^/ t0 U$ X
35.A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother.How could that be?
% V' ^& y- l- N% u; C5 G36.Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the other side when it enters a room?  \/ R+ J4 j) g' H
37.How do you know policemen are strong ?
8 {+ M0 {. i- g* E, d/ T( Z( d3 w38.With which hand do you write?" [8 w; T+ g: O
39.What must you do before you return a book to the library?
4 w' `0 {) X9 h- XAnswers:' v5 Z0 R5 l1 h2 U
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$ C  U! x4 i  `2 m2.Because it’s the begining of everything!
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12. The other half!% ]! B. G7 k2 A4 m. ^4 ]
13. Santa Claus 圣诞老人
+ q- {( e7 j8 p5 \- N7 ?5 p14. When there’s two of them 有两个人时!
/ Z2 u) b" r9 J! W4 i. F! o& s15. They don’t know how to cook 他们不知道如何烹饪!
- [2 w9 ?% {- C# m16. Two. The inside and the outside!
+ S4 L1 l1 f6 A17. All animals,for trees can’t jump!
  l0 {/ O# j/ |9 b/ p" X18. Sleep at night!
# A: @! \2 A0 J4 k( ^+ p19. At the bottom!
- N& y6 o7 X4 Y4 k0 o. \, \. c' d20. Wet!3 s& F( H/ M# E6 ~' n" e6 L
21. Nine!, b9 O4 p; g  a+ z5 ]
22. They planted peech trees!. H# P$ v/ M7 Q# \# g7 C
23. He walked in the other direction!
5 a8 l1 z* o9 b24. Snowflakes!, y& Z( @+ |7 O: j
25.He passed by a cosmetics store without looking in the window!
% d4 P4 k" o0 J# F; k; k% J26. Every month has at least 28 days!
& a; P2 @5 [4 `6 }  Y27. One’s appetite!$ n: K, v: I! o$ _2 ~. ~$ A
28.From a hen!' _% u' [" p" x0 @: L, u2 D. T
29. He fell off the last step!
3 }* B1 ?. [& Y- h* ~6 L30. Because their heads are far from their bodies!
, L6 v. k% V: ?7 B31.easy . 7- 7/7=6!
! y3 F8 i; V$ W( {$ w! ]0 D32. easy. 5+5/5=6!; v. ?: x7 _% F0 R6 {7 _
33. easy. 8+8+8+8+88+888=1000!
5 E1 B! C4 f" s# _3 @: P" K34.Washinton,D.C.!' l- z  n% }& j
35. The police officer was a lady!
9 H/ J5 \4 k& }$ I( E8 t36.Because it can’t see both sides at once.# p" ]: i& e' x& B
37.Because they can hold up traffic with just one hand!9 h% d7 o9 a7 c/ j
38. Neither.I use a pen!
+ G8 b4 y" @& U4 j2 h5 l+ G39.Borrow the book from library.
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发表于 2011-3-7 01:46 | 显示全部楼层
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