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1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C ?/ [, [* \& C: S' S% a
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Because it makes fat fact!) g+ c7 M8 a7 o. M" j
4 l- k% {4 m4 k2.Why is the letter E so important?
& r6 S) J6 M+ DBecause it’s the begining of everything!. M& b+ b2 g, q) }3 I
2 m5 _ X! E4 C3.Why are the letter G and letter S in “gloves” close to each other?
9 ?" G& A6 k) V7 `6 X FBecause there is love between them!( \/ P9 ^9 c `6 g. ?) \
9 o2 u, I: w- P8 J4.What letter is an animal ?9 R4 T# |3 E/ o$ B: N9 C' b# @
It’s the letter B; Q' @8 {, L; n8 w3 Q/ U, Z
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5.What letter is a question?; R% m0 @3 @. H5 H0 F
It’s the letter Y3 b# l* E1 C! J7 s* y6 r1 J
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6.Why is U the jolliest letter?7 @! s) \. M/ \" u) r) h2 R( t
Because it’s in the midst of fun!! i' B( S& D0 L; p
' _! v" G( Z w3 v3 g! P) j7.How do you feel today?- y/ H+ e/ X! O2 z: }1 D* y1 u7 ?
With my hands ,of course!
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8.How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it?
?$ a }& I2 R% ~7 h6 w- JTake a longer rope and compare with it!
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/ a& O' u. J$ w3 [2 S9.Why do people wish for something they haven’t got?
% s/ W( ~, R2 k/ C What else is there to wish for? You cease to wish for it once you get it!9 _: z1 i! u- s* _
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10.What can you tell from Peter’s record card with extremely poor grades?# k0 Y }0 Y% p3 p8 f* X& k/ |
He didn’t cheat!0 n% R% C6 J" C; c( X2 x) L
! R+ X, C7 J: t11.What does everybody do at the same time?
5 c2 y7 W& _. N2 P2 x( E gGrow old!8 b# X- Q, \$ `1 r
" _+ V- L) g) K% t+ e; W) TThe following question you'd better guess by yourselves firstly, then find the answers
3 x0 C; J( F- ^5 Bat the end!!!8 V- {8 d3 e5 }$ r6 B; v
12.What resembles half a pie?5 i& [8 K2 M h$ }% s
13.Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?# X! s+ `0 }; J* c
14.When do people have two mouth? F8 r1 _1 X7 B
15.Why do lions eat raw meat?
% o- s3 e; z4 C9 h. o, E16.How many sides does a circle have?
* g) Z/ G/ v9 i w- i: N! `& Y* I: D17.What animal can jump as high as a tree?5 I) d; l2 [- A: T: Y' m( x, V6 Z/ B
18.How can you be completely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest?
! N9 g2 ]+ v5 q4 f19.Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?2 U# T. u0 h* K9 x) U
20.If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become?
* y# G; m; f& [: m0 a9 R4 P21.If two’s company and three’s crowd,what’s four and five?
) J9 K8 H h$ J+ E! z8 L$ ?5 p22.The farmers in this village used modern methods but harvested no apples this year ,why?
, R, C+ D4 m& R2 T' A23.The injured dog had some difficulty going home.Every step he took, he slipped back two.However,he still managed to get home. How did he do it?If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become?7 x7 c# [( b: P7 W6 C
24.What falls often but never gts hurt?1 W3 c S$ q+ k. ?, K
25.How did the pick-pocket spot the plain-clothes cop in his woman’s disguise?
$ S# Q" f o k! S26.Which month has 28 days?
1 `& \ c- H0 o' x4 @27.What is it that everyone wants to have and get rid of too?! L* C( r9 v% m; H
28.where did the egg floating down the Mississippi River come from?
% w% y9 B5 b# W8 W2 s( t: I( f1 A29.Lucky Mouse fell off a 1000-step stair and was not hurt.why?
3 A7 F2 o+ W) n, z' u30.Why do giraffes have long neck?
6 m! v, b9 F0 [: K31.How can you make 6 out of three 7′s?
8 E2 V( t: d1 @3 f( Z32.How can you make 6 out of three 5′s?$ p2 x1 F( d1 R
33.how can you make 1000 out of eight 8′s?1 a u7 x# Q* T9 \ G( C
34.Can you name the captital of every state in the U.S. in ten seconds?* f/ n5 k1 z$ J
35.A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother.How could that be?
4 E2 s& h8 }8 ]3 {/ f36.Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the other side when it enters a room?
! Y8 v; s. M/ ?37.How do you know policemen are strong ?3 K3 d1 p( I2 V2 Z
38.With which hand do you write?4 h/ T! R9 i, E' @! Y9 [" Y
39.What must you do before you return a book to the library?
9 H. V& E1 g; F! zAnswers:
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# p% ^6 o5 J1 k+ }; L2.Because it’s the begining of everything!
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2 ?! t+ p x3 k* @* K2 ^& V12. The other half!& W+ R3 ^ a" b* N5 A2 J
13. Santa Claus 圣诞老人
6 K4 S( k! a9 r, e9 \* ]14. When there’s two of them 有两个人时!
* C( h5 y: |- R$ S15. They don’t know how to cook 他们不知道如何烹饪!
2 K Q9 \- I( t8 w/ x& A, L16. Two. The inside and the outside!( a! Y4 J+ \- Y; G% D) K
17. All animals,for trees can’t jump!* z C9 E6 J5 y! I8 w$ |/ C' x
18. Sleep at night!
1 W! P5 o* d9 V( A5 v5 e% c& h* ]7 W19. At the bottom!
5 I4 @% T# u: P* @6 J20. Wet!# t- w6 [# Y% ^# ^( c
21. Nine!7 r% F# I7 X/ ]5 H
22. They planted peech trees!# ]1 o0 j! n8 Y; X- F9 @
23. He walked in the other direction!
0 s9 i2 G# K r24. Snowflakes!
* t5 ]0 s6 i8 b: T( R/ ~& C9 I25.He passed by a cosmetics store without looking in the window!2 s) D1 U5 U! a
26. Every month has at least 28 days!
% Y0 P$ @; J1 I* ]$ F5 O; z3 k27. One’s appetite!6 o/ K3 c- a( y$ q
28.From a hen!8 c( G$ I# D1 s6 {, |
29. He fell off the last step!5 n! M: L; t. v
30. Because their heads are far from their bodies!
( b8 |' e) \& E3 |8 W3 W31.easy . 7- 7/7=6!. i; y- h9 m2 ], L8 `
32. easy. 5+5/5=6!
) E! S9 X4 x3 K# G; D) k: f33. easy. 8+8+8+8+88+888=1000!
2 ?9 {3 D& m( {! L( r. p- }2 v ^34.Washinton,D.C.!
3 M* s7 P9 F' T: T35. The police officer was a lady!
" x V! M C' t36.Because it can’t see both sides at once.
& o. {# O2 s9 C5 f- m( [1 A8 {* ]37.Because they can hold up traffic with just one hand!5 l/ M- a: y M7 W, r1 u; o+ N1 M1 a
38. Neither.I use a pen!# T: ?7 q0 B+ O) `, t
39.Borrow the book from library. |
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