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发表于 2011-2-25 20:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

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1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C ?
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' \, Z& p2 c" w" S1 QBecause it makes fat fact!
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2.Why is the letter E so important?
% X% a: V& ?0 [  U3 fBecause it’s the begining of everything!  H- ~: y( U0 ?* \& H6 I5 u% h
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3.Why are the letter G and letter S in “gloves” close to each other?0 w/ t2 ^) v7 e
Because there is love between them!
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% N$ Z) T* y9 v9 N4 W: T4.What letter is an animal ?
6 ]2 g3 K8 Z: `% ~It’s the letter B0 X4 ^) M6 p6 k5 C" O2 K$ R
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5.What letter is a question?
3 p  {- }; V4 o; b7 OIt’s the letter Y( |" N9 E) ?7 J/ z" z/ h0 M) k" B5 p

5 c3 g0 S: q/ t9 b/ g% I6.Why is U the jolliest letter?0 \  c) x) C# S+ n
Because it’s in the midst of fun!
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" [' c7 `' }' W: @: K4 D6 k7.How do you feel today?
$ v4 n; I' T2 ~8 oWith my hands ,of course!
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8.How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it?
) q* [. n" o4 l3 U) d1 wTake a longer rope and compare with it!, y1 g! m0 @( G# k. v3 \' s: m" T
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9.Why do people wish for something they haven’t got?
" _$ f* |: m" L/ ^0 u, V What else is there to wish for? You cease to wish for it once you get it!
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10.What can you tell from Peter’s record card with extremely poor grades?
6 ]# Y8 v- X- AHe didn’t cheat!; X' U2 n% U/ ?& ?5 o: _: O5 a3 _

, ^5 M# s: N9 R  u, o9 C11.What does everybody do at the same time?
8 z. m& k2 E0 z% p$ r2 v% RGrow old!) G) ^& z' u+ p; E- X4 @: ^9 {
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The following question you'd better guess by yourselves firstly, then find the answers
8 N/ R% s6 C2 A* H# G% Iat the end!!!
) F1 ]2 d3 ~7 D+ ?( }( B, M12.What resembles half a pie?
$ L# F/ q5 D" }" p+ u13.Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?! V) o" Y% s3 X( l# z: T. i$ j: y
14.When do people have two mouth?
6 e/ ^7 Z  j  _/ \0 P, r15.Why do lions eat raw meat?* C" _% y/ D2 f6 v* [. c
16.How many sides does a circle have?
; l# x$ I* @3 j6 u17.What animal can jump as high as a tree?8 o: p( ]1 I; m& B8 J
18.How can you be completely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest?/ L6 i. j8 e7 d
19.Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?; `( {& w& s8 R6 Y, ^% Z! r
20.If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become?2 o2 N4 d& S2 D5 W1 d, ^% E8 ^
21.If two’s company and three’s crowd,what’s four and five?
8 @: R) R( r4 {$ ^% Q! o22.The farmers in this village used modern methods but harvested no apples this year ,why?
9 R/ Z# c  }4 `7 v, U23.The injured dog had some difficulty going home.Every step he took, he slipped back two.However,he still managed to get home. How did he do it?If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become?: p3 ?5 Q) q- l7 b$ o2 e8 ~3 M) X
24.What falls often but never gts hurt?
7 @7 F9 u% K3 {4 H* ?+ |25.How did the pick-pocket spot the plain-clothes cop in his woman’s disguise?
2 ~0 ^5 X* W3 ^& T0 t, p  n- @3 m26.Which month has 28 days?
6 K0 d7 ~& B2 d27.What is it that everyone wants to have and get rid of too?
) I' a% o6 d  x& ~/ ?& i5 M* Q28.where did the egg floating down the Mississippi River come from?
1 E* d7 S/ _' p29.Lucky Mouse fell off a 1000-step stair and was not hurt.why?$ x! t  c) n+ X; U! i, U/ F
30.Why do giraffes have long neck?
! }$ e( N9 p/ n( n* G( k" J+ i31.How can you make 6 out of three 7′s?; `" b+ ~; r# w
32.How can you make 6 out of three 5′s?( N# j* d2 V6 U. S
33.how can you make 1000 out of eight 8′s?
8 p# c7 {3 D- u/ {: @34.Can you name the captital of every state in the U.S. in ten seconds?
* Z1 T6 @7 Z% a# Z& }9 G6 r$ C; d$ E35.A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother.How could that be?1 i" t: Q4 A" ?% |: g; J  w  A, \
36.Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the other side when it enters a room?3 D4 f0 m' s0 W6 ^2 H# W! K8 b
37.How do you know policemen are strong ?; E2 Y/ {4 |- g( _* I7 x
38.With which hand do you write?) z5 R' ]" K% F' O" @3 k% L" _6 q% B
39.What must you do before you return a book to the library?6 u% B! i: `. U. G
Answers:
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& v' [/ P1 i% ]  N8 u; Q5 s* [. M% N2.Because it’s the begining of everything!- y0 Q2 v# r. N) i4 e! b2 W! W
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( _2 }- z8 j/ \' b" U12. The other half!
1 Z' D! O( [  Q$ r13. Santa Claus 圣诞老人3 b  Q: e$ `, [* V
14. When there’s two of them 有两个人时!
5 c0 z1 a3 ]& p+ a: m2 h3 H# T) j15. They don’t know how to cook 他们不知道如何烹饪!% a8 s) }* S1 K. d
16. Two. The inside and the outside!) T5 j+ L& I9 ]7 J5 _% |% x# g
17. All animals,for trees can’t jump!
, D; C% G+ e; R* T7 M18. Sleep at night!9 N7 ^3 R7 @6 G3 {# ]
19. At the bottom!6 W0 M$ Q$ W1 ~3 a8 H* _5 L: }
20. Wet!; {1 r( J+ m# y# r. a3 X
21. Nine!
7 w: O3 I" W% e22. They planted peech trees!
$ Y' K4 x" X- H% \) ]! o23. He walked in the other direction!0 J: P2 w& x$ @  N- v; r
24. Snowflakes!4 R( @. T+ e7 J8 s; c* v" Q; Q
25.He passed by a cosmetics store without looking in the window!5 m  \0 t" [, G) L' T5 f6 e1 I/ k: P
26. Every month has at least 28 days!, f8 K; R+ Y- M) }' J) }
27. One’s appetite!
, p4 m( I$ S4 f4 ^2 A7 e28.From a hen!4 L' w. Y9 ^5 Y& q2 G/ Y  c
29. He fell off the last step!
. r( I4 H: D* R! a8 m; g30. Because their heads are far from their bodies!$ V% j6 F) R1 F6 x) f( j9 k
31.easy . 7- 7/7=6!
& A5 B3 E7 g$ R" }32. easy. 5+5/5=6!, P- H5 V: o% U! j% d
33. easy. 8+8+8+8+88+888=1000!, w( s0 m# C) A" \
34.Washinton,D.C.!
: g. Y, |$ y! b. V. V6 u" k3 i35. The police officer was a lady!( z: n8 _$ u4 c. B: h
36.Because it can’t see both sides at once.
9 z; y# \8 B3 y/ a- ]37.Because they can hold up traffic with just one hand!
& l5 y2 c+ k1 {" Q2 @38. Neither.I use a pen!
2 ^( s# e& U  t* ]. j39.Borrow the book from library.
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发表于 2011-3-7 01:46 | 显示全部楼层
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