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发表于 2011-2-25 20:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

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1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C ?
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Because it makes fat fact!
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! P6 l) t! U1 t/ W8 s: L. h% Z- k2 F2.Why is the letter E so important?
6 m7 B# }/ V) _6 x9 DBecause it’s the begining of everything!
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2 B" M' L6 v: E; C6 L) p, B3.Why are the letter G and letter S in “gloves” close to each other?+ d  q7 J6 t6 L2 D- E1 C0 M
Because there is love between them!4 S* a% {7 N1 y9 t' {- O

+ q$ w0 L  R. {6 ^6 B* T( o4.What letter is an animal ?
+ n3 W- a% t/ ^7 {* uIt’s the letter B
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5.What letter is a question?
5 a. B1 z9 N; B# q$ RIt’s the letter Y
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6 ~2 h* j- K  [; o2 {: ]6.Why is U the jolliest letter?# Z" K& T3 `/ @7 I9 K
Because it’s in the midst of fun!! f% e+ e9 k3 b+ Q. T: e+ e0 J7 i

: P9 ~1 W$ f9 p$ _7 Z7.How do you feel today?/ `( u% A; A, w2 S$ f; c' ~. |
With my hands ,of course!
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8.How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it?0 L+ ~% I# W3 G! y( e+ D# g: i
Take a longer rope and compare with it!
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- o1 _7 n6 e, i. N% p+ Q* H9.Why do people wish for something they haven’t got?
% x. _, m2 i( d9 N6 b What else is there to wish for? You cease to wish for it once you get it!* S3 K8 g  ^- h( Q- T
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10.What can you tell from Peter’s record card with extremely poor grades?# o# ~4 w6 q2 P& r( v
He didn’t cheat!
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11.What does everybody do at the same time?! w: f- G; P# L. H' I  r( Q
Grow old!
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! a9 B! m4 l1 QThe following question you'd better guess by yourselves firstly, then find the answers4 z: h. M" Y. c0 ^; j, X, Z. `1 Q
at the end!!!* K+ r: }5 V6 J  n1 \
12.What resembles half a pie?4 G6 {1 t' w8 f9 J3 q, G6 M
13.Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?
' \/ o/ Y8 P- T' M& d14.When do people have two mouth?
' q6 ~5 ^  h* _' ^, F/ R0 J15.Why do lions eat raw meat?' q6 `' l! W6 x
16.How many sides does a circle have?
' c2 [. c% _. o' j& w! P6 I17.What animal can jump as high as a tree?. }. _7 r, S& M
18.How can you be completely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest?
" y0 C' m. m9 b- @19.Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
! N) w5 Y" r3 F- T: w) s; v20.If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become?
; r) d/ v2 l( H& p21.If two’s company and three’s crowd,what’s four and five?6 F7 @% ~4 i5 v, ^! D2 D6 p
22.The farmers in this village used modern methods but harvested no apples this year ,why?- F/ w+ t+ h& a
23.The injured dog had some difficulty going home.Every step he took, he slipped back two.However,he still managed to get home. How did he do it?If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become?
3 ]0 h( L. n0 t- q. I3 q2 b24.What falls often but never gts hurt?
( N% c1 q  l' W- a7 r25.How did the pick-pocket spot the plain-clothes cop in his woman’s disguise?2 \+ D$ A4 v3 M2 L* b2 r
26.Which month has 28 days?( l5 D& P! r# F6 a  K% y5 c
27.What is it that everyone wants to have and get rid of too?
! Z# d5 T; M, e/ E: O' O1 o4 i- x" v28.where did the egg floating down the Mississippi River come from?
- I$ O: ^* j/ k29.Lucky Mouse fell off a 1000-step stair and was not hurt.why?7 E' O4 F3 M. F+ v# s6 q
30.Why do giraffes have long neck?
' E; j6 {+ R# x* g' v31.How can you make 6 out of three 7′s?
, {0 [$ l  b8 ?. N/ Z32.How can you make 6 out of three 5′s?5 x- G- J( R1 P9 u+ X; N
33.how can you make 1000 out of eight 8′s?* A. e5 X' s" e5 D/ v* i2 N
34.Can you name the captital of every state in the U.S. in ten seconds?4 W1 P$ p  f1 t& _5 r/ G
35.A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother.How could that be?/ B" }" A* u3 S: Y8 J7 S0 h  A8 p
36.Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the other side when it enters a room?
$ K( k4 u6 X" f9 {, Y5 ^2 l, r37.How do you know policemen are strong ?* }9 @# U. R7 L! z) s+ x
38.With which hand do you write?7 u) S  \1 n$ A! S9 t1 b3 f% J
39.What must you do before you return a book to the library?
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0 M; ?0 c+ l3 e2.Because it’s the begining of everything!
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12. The other half!' v) X6 _3 s( h2 W  w5 ^
13. Santa Claus 圣诞老人& x0 y0 [& c# L, J: S( b
14. When there’s two of them 有两个人时!
4 g- S+ G0 k( P8 E, G: x: }15. They don’t know how to cook 他们不知道如何烹饪!
# P/ l5 d4 b, ^  f16. Two. The inside and the outside!
* k+ A/ e& S5 n! [4 m6 L5 f! g17. All animals,for trees can’t jump!
+ O& b: m  B$ }* b18. Sleep at night!0 V+ `. _$ i% q" u; z" r4 C$ X  B
19. At the bottom!
  i* I6 E6 n5 B- v% e/ g1 m' T$ r20. Wet!  D( e& _3 U% t+ {: M0 H4 ^
21. Nine!
1 M" l9 c1 w; n; j6 x- G22. They planted peech trees!. u) l+ b- i- l: ?6 r& m2 ]0 g, X
23. He walked in the other direction!0 x3 w$ v% K/ D/ P: w: j2 H
24. Snowflakes!
4 u- y! T5 G" r, }) ^25.He passed by a cosmetics store without looking in the window!
0 E1 h' `7 j/ ~( Y26. Every month has at least 28 days!9 V: X( `& t; [
27. One’s appetite!
2 C1 ]6 n8 y9 D: i4 b% [0 o28.From a hen!  L7 @9 d7 E. M
29. He fell off the last step!) |, u) y! a5 N9 `4 `! f, Y8 T8 o
30. Because their heads are far from their bodies!; A0 X8 I( d' n1 w& [
31.easy . 7- 7/7=6!% x$ Q( {( q5 Z8 B2 {
32. easy. 5+5/5=6!
7 }# n+ j4 q: `% n5 B8 j5 J! l33. easy. 8+8+8+8+88+888=1000!1 I  ^4 C8 |2 n, u2 i4 {( g
34.Washinton,D.C.!6 X0 l% v; B# U5 A& p  A8 i) a0 ^! E
35. The police officer was a lady!
7 x" V4 z# e# M0 w( Z- `* d; H1 B36.Because it can’t see both sides at once.# B! V2 F! z) o  C+ V
37.Because they can hold up traffic with just one hand!
: Z1 Y& p9 z- v. P  ~! A( \38. Neither.I use a pen!1 |9 O/ K1 X" p5 i
39.Borrow the book from library.
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发表于 2011-3-7 01:46 | 显示全部楼层
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