One Line Humor

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[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

0 G* G7 u: \) z$ M# @* i: c% J+ O[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
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[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
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# D6 @# h) g% V, A1 i$ [[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
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[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
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1 {: }" }. |/ l6 F7 U* m[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

. z" B$ T# f+ Z0 C6 J* @/ s4 Y[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

% J' ~% ~: ^! t* ?0 {[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
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[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

% H) D0 t7 T0 ?/ g1 k+ X[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
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2 ]+ o: c5 n' n' Y5 e  N[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
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- H8 y( G7 V# L# L, x[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
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[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
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# u* y5 l  P  Z6 w# \3 ][16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
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[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
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6 @; J% _; ?8 @[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
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- P' I  A9 U) V[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
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" q: u; V0 N7 v  a+ O" @[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak !
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[22] Man : Is there any way for long life?
Dr : Get married.
Man : Will it help ?
# t1 D  T. d( o8 [) }$ @Dr : No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

8 |: a. Q3 ^* t+ M) k[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding ? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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[24] Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
# B& r+ f8 _0 i  R5 HHusband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

[25] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
1 X7 _4 U! }. Y7 R( }, N6 J; g4 e8 gIt's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

[26] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

[27] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

ginny

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