One Line Humor

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[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

" n0 m2 W9 d: O3 `[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

# |. Z7 u  ~. z6 a) L+ y' M: \% @* X[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

2 w$ x1 I) j9 A[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
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[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
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7 t0 b7 ]5 G7 ?9 g) i# L* d; Z! ]  O[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
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[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
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[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
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' L1 k" f, y* R1 x0 v8 N5 N[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
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% _' f) d) ]) J[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
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[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
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( q  ?' |" K9 l; Q# i$ N: U[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
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$ {% t( N% J% R, @" Q1 v7 W# N3 v[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

1 v; h8 ?0 i# }& {5 v; F" \, s2 }[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak !
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# \' m* }* K" S  n[22] Man : Is there any way for long life?
Dr : Get married.
& K* y, ^: z- p0 [Man : Will it help ?
  `# \$ U7 j7 x8 t/ F  }0 GDr : No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
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[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding ? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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[24] Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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[25] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

- M# ?' S! z( C. k[26] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

[27] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

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