One Line Humor

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[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

  z6 {( H, i+ N5 m$ U/ m! f6 A[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
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% ?1 ]8 u/ N4 Y/ w: p0 H7 x" h6 y[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
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[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

0 q! H! I4 c& f5 V& {[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
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[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
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[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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  O$ s6 h& R5 m- w4 G  W[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
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' g* O, R9 }2 c$ C[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
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: a, B( W% k7 o' T. z- i4 y: Z4 h, m[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
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[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
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4 w9 \  ?% C$ ^8 C[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
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/ O: |& F. q+ w5 z, V[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
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[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
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0 {. |5 i1 N& l! C! X" t& e! y[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
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0 Y2 |7 v  Q% W0 ~7 r- `" q[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

1 O4 ~7 C  t+ K, u: z4 V[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak !

. K- N  s. x- s: \[22] Man : Is there any way for long life?
Dr : Get married.
# T4 h" }+ c. S9 @Man : Will it help ?
Dr : No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
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[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding ? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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[24] Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
& n: n! C* l: a& A2 @' xHusband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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[25] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
( a. t' [% U! i9 g" VIt's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

5 I' J! U& @( q; K" M+ K# b[26] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
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[27] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

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