One Line Humor

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[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
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, q" ^+ Z* u6 M( g2 q( n, X[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
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[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

" M/ y! e4 e, k[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

5 W! V8 r0 ?5 r! d[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
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* O  P. S5 V, q, X; c$ h2 Y6 w[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
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. P/ }# h: q$ S[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
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[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
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[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
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4 S) h1 M& g. M[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
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; }* x$ A6 {* Y7 \1 L' A0 i2 n8 s[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
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[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
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[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
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! J7 `; P1 h0 O[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

; z4 V5 _4 C3 [4 x7 r) w[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

( V; Q# `. g" T$ }2 U[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
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[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
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[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak !
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[22] Man : Is there any way for long life?
Dr : Get married.
Man : Will it help ?
Dr : No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding ? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

$ m2 {8 G9 `7 F1 X[24] Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

/ P. M9 a  o6 ~& [0 a( d, _: E[25] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
; s- q6 S7 ?. V& D8 q! H' ]5 uIt's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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[26] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
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/ j6 j& @$ T, C1 \[27] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

ginny

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