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[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
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[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

8 a2 G" R( m4 j: }& N[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
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[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
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[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
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" {9 h/ ?/ @& U/ \+ o[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
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; S  D# h6 J0 v4 ?) J[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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' Z! E$ U; V* r9 p0 @[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
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8 U, }+ v7 G" A; ?0 d& m[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

) g& H* c3 S3 _[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
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  @% A$ R1 |5 }$ e7 |: ^[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
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/ S5 F9 E  h7 \: N. i[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

& J) A/ o* m) ]( H* D5 A[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
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[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

5 a" R" A( {- V, f. o; z- {0 E[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
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[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak !
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[22] Man : Is there any way for long life?
Dr : Get married.
Man : Will it help ?
Dr : No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

* ~# t& x$ R* Z& {) N  e; V[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding ? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

1 F6 O$ ?- o; s' T* l2 W8 d+ l[24] Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
& P  B# Q* {, L  e7 sHusband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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[25] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
3 _: r# \& k3 @3 ?" n7 aIt's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

[26] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
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[27] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

ginny

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