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[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
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[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
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: @4 Z# m  X% {7 F* J7 W[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
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" q" t) W. K: g8 Q$ Y% ]- t[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

- C' ~3 J  m+ u! k( z- ]* ~[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
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& ~: r6 Y: X0 `0 j[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
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[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

1 k" }# k/ W! y5 e[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
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[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
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2 f7 ]: G9 t5 X; H* `: r/ S[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
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, T4 v" X8 z% ~8 R8 u7 {6 O6 V: x[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak !

[22] Man : Is there any way for long life?
Dr : Get married.
3 i# Q3 r( ]& [" k6 r5 i( LMan : Will it help ?
, L5 g' f, u# j: L9 qDr : No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding ? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

6 c- k- ]7 D3 w$ m[24] Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
' C$ I% D0 Y1 P% D  bHusband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

[25] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
* W' U( l2 l8 \6 ZIt's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

[26] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

; Y% K2 S! H/ t* ]! R* m[27] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

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