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[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

0 z3 w5 x8 e1 c) ]4 a4 g0 q[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
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' k' D9 G5 Q6 _[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
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9 {2 W: T# x% C8 |: P[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
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[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
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! E1 C. f7 l6 Z$ o5 S* a[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
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[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
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6 Z/ ]: x- z4 [% G& U, B3 D' v6 d- v) e[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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/ x) F0 S" N( h# q  r6 f- x[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
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% t) v& z; H+ \* h+ T[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
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" p7 L+ V- p5 B) X! T5 C% g( h[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
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* W# M/ l8 }4 J5 {[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
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[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
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5 {) X: q4 i+ x1 C[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

8 e' ?* ]% F5 y2 D9 s[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
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[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

6 C& G, F* K8 J: m- a[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak !
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[22] Man : Is there any way for long life?
Dr : Get married.
7 t) ~5 h. {( f) }  VMan : Will it help ?
Dr : No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
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4 l, v+ \2 O- N$ W  i% o+ Y+ L[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding ? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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[24] Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
' ^+ M  |; u! i" s3 i0 I/ v3 JHusband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

2 j* F* _) c9 J[25] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
# U  ~! j! ^5 n/ j6 IIt's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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) R) }3 |7 K" _3 Q' G% b[26] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
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! o: C: r( \6 m. q, X& _& z7 G& y[27] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

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