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peak · 发表于 2005-8-31 19:41

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A man is dying of Cancer.His son asked him,
"Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS? "
Answer:"So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom!"

peak · 发表于 2005-8-31 19:41

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant.

peak · 发表于 2005-8-31 19:42

Chinese Adam and Eve:
If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake!

白天不懂夜的黑 · 发表于 2005-9-1 06:46

原帖由 peak 于 2005-8-31 19:41 发表
A man is dying of Cancer.His son asked him,
"Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS? "
Answer:"So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom!"

I faint~~~~~

白天不懂夜的黑 · 发表于 2005-9-1 06:48

原帖由 peak 于 2005-8-31 19:41 发表
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant.

I faint~~~~ again

白天不懂夜的黑 · 发表于 2005-9-1 06:54

原帖由 peak 于 2005-8-31 19:42 发表
Chinese Adam and Eve:
If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake!

what's the meaning?:o

kelly171 · 发表于 2005-9-1 11:50

原帖由 白天不懂夜的黑 于 2005-9-1 06:54 发表

what's the meaning?:o

是说adam 和eve会吃蛇吧~~哈哈:lol:

peak · 发表于 2005-9-1 12:49

原帖由 kelly171 于 2005-9-1 11:50 发表

是说adam 和eve会吃蛇吧~~哈哈:lol:

:D:D

little~fly · 发表于 2005-9-1 12:51

DING~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~HOHO~~
谢谢
PEAK哥 ~~ 支持~~~

flyingpig · 发表于 2005-9-1 13:43

原帖由 白天不懂夜的黑 于 2005-9-1 06:54 发表

what's the meaning?:o

是说如果他们是中国人,会选择吃蛇而不是苹果.

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