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:D :D The Aging Explorer:D :D : \; z4 a* k# [3 c8 x- D' J
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A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.
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The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gunbearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leapt toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself."
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) {# `1 l: V3 e7 t) O6 h4 zThe reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same."* _6 f* Q' T3 K7 l! A4 A; l" d6 L- ~
7 J: K7 s/ b# A* p' `3 NThe old explorer said, "No, not then - just now when I went ROARRRR!" :D:D :D :D :cool: :cool:
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) F. M: f& Q: b+ q5 k+ m[ 本帖最后由 pepperl 于 2007-4-30 15:08 编辑 ] |
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