Subject: The Oxford Dictionary's latest definition

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The Oxford Dictionary's latest definition of the
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*Divorce:
* e' R' ], l- I* U" }1 _4 d6 b*Future tense of marriage*

Cigarette:
*A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire
at one end and a fool on the other. *

& Q# V0 y7 B9 qLecture:
*An art of transferring information from the
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students without passing through the minds
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Compromise:
*The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
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Tears:
! T) B; a) l. r  Q% J- H5 l& `*The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power
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/ z, f. j* B) n. ?1 HDictionary:
5 Y* O1 d0 ?  f7 ^*A place where success comes before work.*

/ [/ x, D  `; v! b; B/ TConference Room:
& u" l7 W# w0 F  k$ G  Z6 p*A place where everybody talks, nobody listens
7 {% C) U0 P# y2 x, B, Sand everybody disagrees later on.*


3 `# [) w$ `+ ~Classic:
*A book which people praise, but do not read.*
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Smile:
" u( j( A: u# D5 D*A curve that can set a lot of things straight.*


9 P1 ~( j, D5 O4 T7 Y1 v7 uOffice:
*A place where you can relax after your strenuous home
life.*
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0 }6 U9 ]+ X8 t9 D* J/ O( pYawn:
; p* N- O$ |- Y6 m" |0 v*The only time some married men ever get to open their
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Etc:
8 ]" Z4 P8 L5 N* y*A sign to make others believe that you know more than
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; o8 H+ |5 x2 ?Committee:
*Individuals who can do nothing individually and
sit to decide that nothing can be done together.*

Experience:
*The name men give to their mistakes.*
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Atom Bomb:
*An invention to end all inventions.*
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0 P, N4 U: R$ lPhilosopher:
*A fool who torments himself during life, to be
spoken of when dead.*
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Diplomat:
*A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way
that you actually look forward to the trip.*
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Opportunist:
*A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally
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Optimist:
*A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in
midway 'See I am not injured yet!!' *
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Miser:
  L7 t4 |$ T) V  P5 Q4 N* [! n*A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.*
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" `3 G1 j, V3 ^' e6 M6 t*A banker provided by nature.*
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. q4 i2 L' _/ mCriminal:
) [3 H$ f5 t# L+ a( u, s* ]) T*A guy no different from the rest...except that he got
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Politician:
*One who shakes your hand before elections and your
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( s  m7 r: i* l$ A. o- ZDoctor:
*A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills
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# j! g8 l9 E2 f) ~/ y1 z( O% zBoss:
*Someone who is early when you are late and late
when you are early.*

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