几个英语成人笑话

Bagwell

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8 c* [4 m% D6 m) H    It's like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one.
    If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice.
! \3 t$ z4 K' `) m% s9 j    There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.
8 T7 z' ~' G7 B: a    -Bob Ettinger

Bagwell

Best birth control
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"Do you know what the best birth control in the world is?"
/ v2 C& E- J/ O    "No."
    "That's right."

Bagwell

Im sorry Maam

! d4 E$ X+ |. ~9 c1 ?0 G+ `    A man is in a hotel lobby and wants to ask the desk clerk a question.
% ~! M2 ^: K# U9 N3 R  f    As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him, and as he does his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled.
6 {- X6 ~6 \5 N3 |" f9 t  p    The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know that you'll forgive me."
# j9 x7 ^/ M- i1 _! N    She replies, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."

Bagwell

You would look nicer这个是雅俗共享
    "How did you lose your job at the dress shop?" a woman asked her friend.
+ ?* l" \% [# o' ~    "Well, after trying on about 25 dresses, the customer said to me, 'I think I would look nicer in something flowing.'
    "And I suggested the Mississippi."

Bagwell

Get hard

    What did the egg say to the boiling water?
2 N1 f$ M+ |+ {6 V0 G3 U    How am I suppose to get hard... I just got laid 10 minutes ago!

Bagwell

Love, true love etc  good one
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! ]1 }9 ]: F" k3 Y6 ^    What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
    Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

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