几个英语成人笑话

Bagwell

- E5 F; x% F1 e7 m$ r' xRelationships are hard
" t* y; l; r( m/ Y8 }8 l, ^    It's like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one.
    If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice.
2 U1 K: c" E* y3 w+ K" ]% b3 t    There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.
( J) d- x- {: I9 b    -Bob Ettinger

Bagwell

Best birth control

"Do you know what the best birth control in the world is?"
    "No."
, x/ {3 g# z. \8 h, x    "That's right."

Bagwell

Im sorry Maam
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    A man is in a hotel lobby and wants to ask the desk clerk a question.
0 P" V8 N# N% X* }    As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him, and as he does his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled.
5 U2 v" o8 d! u, I    The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know that you'll forgive me."
, s8 i3 u( B0 L4 d' p" b) r    She replies, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."

Bagwell

You would look nicer这个是雅俗共享
/ e8 M2 J/ I7 _9 Q2 ?' c6 x    "How did you lose your job at the dress shop?" a woman asked her friend.
$ j$ T, |% N9 p% v# e) q    "Well, after trying on about 25 dresses, the customer said to me, 'I think I would look nicer in something flowing.'
3 @- z8 ~' I: v    "And I suggested the Mississippi."

Bagwell

Get hard
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) P5 r3 p. Y( _: g8 l    What did the egg say to the boiling water?
$ ^+ X: ]9 i( y8 m* v  c    How am I suppose to get hard... I just got laid 10 minutes ago!

Bagwell

Love, true love etc  good one

    What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
    Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

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