Funny Chinglish - Updated

sammy

People mountain people sea.
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You ask me, me ask who?

# e9 \' a9 \) V  uHorse horse tiger tiger
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  j; ?7 Y: E# `; G: O6 o: A) a# EGood good learning day day up
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* @1 N9 o0 i! sHere are more:
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2 P6 S4 o/ B0 S$ D- t! Y! W) {$ B) jWe are who and who
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[ 本帖最后由 sammy 于 2007-5-8 20:55 编辑 ]

sammy

四喜丸子 – Four glad meat balls（四个高兴的肉团）
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麻婆豆腐 – tofu made by woman with freckles (一脸雀斑女人做的豆腐)
红烧狮子头 – red burned lion head (烧红了的狮子头)
猴魁茶 – Number one monkey tea （第一只猴子茶）
看着好玩儿，又启迪心智，何不再加几道菜凑一桌？
  ^- H6 o9 C1 E6 {4 O* o7 {% M炖老母鸡 - stewed chicken with sex (炖有过性生活的鸡)
木须肉 – wood mustache meat (木头胡子肉)
醋溜鱼 - vinegor skiing fish (醋海中滑行的鱼)
醉蟹 - drunk crab (喝高了的螃蟹)

maomaomimi

给你补充2个:D :D :D

We are who and who
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give you some color zu see see

sammy

原帖由 maomaomimi 于 2007-5-8 20:44 发表
9 W+ E* F7 ^1 s' U  t3 K给你补充2个:D :D :D
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give you some color zu see see

xiexie!!
$握手$ $握手$

chemicalromance

原帖由 maomaomimi 于 2007-5-8 20:44 发表

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give you some color zu see see

这是什么? 中国德语英语?

pripa

奉献一个俺看过的最经典的 简练的 传神的 新闻报道:
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4 L3 n& X* r4 @; m' v% tone car come one car go, two cars "ping" "ping", people die.$汗$

sammy

原帖由 pripa 于 2007-5-9 00:43 发表
* `- g! P7 W5 B- e/ @奉献一个俺看过的最经典的 简练的 传神的 新闻报道:

: m6 y  D4 J4 i$ r. {! c4 I$ G, pone car come one car go, two cars "ping" "ping", people die.$汗$

$汗$ $汗$