Funny Chinglish - Updated

sammy

People mountain people sea.

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[ 本帖最后由 sammy 于 2007-5-8 20:55 编辑 ]

sammy

四喜丸子 – Four glad meat balls（四个高兴的肉团）
童子鸡 – chicken without sex (还没有性生活的鸡)
麻婆豆腐 – tofu made by woman with freckles (一脸雀斑女人做的豆腐)
+ c5 @. I! ~- T, ~0 A9 `! i+ y红烧狮子头 – red burned lion head (烧红了的狮子头)
+ d3 {8 s5 t/ v) }& i# @猴魁茶 – Number one monkey tea （第一只猴子茶）
# B* a  F' u/ o8 S  Q4 I2 g看着好玩儿，又启迪心智，何不再加几道菜凑一桌？
炖老母鸡 - stewed chicken with sex (炖有过性生活的鸡)
# `. W' V2 V6 D  l; S木须肉 – wood mustache meat (木头胡子肉)
" j* q- \& K% ~6 h! s醋溜鱼 - vinegor skiing fish (醋海中滑行的鱼)
醉蟹 - drunk crab (喝高了的螃蟹)

maomaomimi

给你补充2个:D :D :D
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sammy

原帖由 maomaomimi 于 2007-5-8 20:44 发表
给你补充2个:D :D :D

We are who and who

give you some color zu see see

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xiexie!!
$握手$ $握手$

chemicalromance

原帖由 maomaomimi 于 2007-5-8 20:44 发表
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give you some color zu see see

这是什么? 中国德语英语?

pripa

奉献一个俺看过的最经典的 简练的 传神的 新闻报道:

/ i1 L8 v- x1 B' f2 Pone car come one car go, two cars "ping" "ping", people die.$汗$

sammy

原帖由 pripa 于 2007-5-9 00:43 发表
奉献一个俺看过的最经典的 简练的 传神的 新闻报道:
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one car come one car go, two cars "ping" "ping", people die.$汗$

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