Funny Chinglish - Updated

sammy

People mountain people sea.
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Good good learning day day up

Here are more:
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We are who and who

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sammy

四喜丸子 – Four glad meat balls（四个高兴的肉团）
童子鸡 – chicken without sex (还没有性生活的鸡)
6 P$ d; p$ A& m( C* d" H6 }4 n$ V麻婆豆腐 – tofu made by woman with freckles (一脸雀斑女人做的豆腐)
红烧狮子头 – red burned lion head (烧红了的狮子头)
0 \- {% j1 I" f" H( D猴魁茶 – Number one monkey tea （第一只猴子茶）
看着好玩儿，又启迪心智，何不再加几道菜凑一桌？
- G, r) C5 `' s3 y- x2 I; M炖老母鸡 - stewed chicken with sex (炖有过性生活的鸡)
木须肉 – wood mustache meat (木头胡子肉)
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醉蟹 - drunk crab (喝高了的螃蟹)

maomaomimi

给你补充2个:D :D :D

We are who and who

give you some color zu see see

sammy

原帖由 maomaomimi 于 2007-5-8 20:44 发表
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chemicalromance

原帖由 maomaomimi 于 2007-5-8 20:44 发表


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这是什么? 中国德语英语?

pripa

奉献一个俺看过的最经典的 简练的 传神的 新闻报道:

1 c/ @: @$ {+ H1 [  k+ U# g0 Hone car come one car go, two cars "ping" "ping", people die.$汗$

sammy

原帖由 pripa 于 2007-5-9 00:43 发表
( o8 s) s7 q/ d/ f9 U- ^% B奉献一个俺看过的最经典的 简练的 传神的 新闻报道:
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+ e9 ]0 e9 V+ e3 @4 _! i( Tone car come one car go, two cars "ping" "ping", people die.$汗$

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