Funny Chinglish - Updated

sammy

People mountain people sea.

You ask me, me ask who?

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Good good learning day day up
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We are who and who
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" ]$ y7 v, K, A6 F[ 本帖最后由 sammy 于 2007-5-8 20:55 编辑 ]

sammy

四喜丸子 – Four glad meat balls（四个高兴的肉团）
童子鸡 – chicken without sex (还没有性生活的鸡)
) D" w; P/ U/ s* W" M, V麻婆豆腐 – tofu made by woman with freckles (一脸雀斑女人做的豆腐)
% s, {# K- K2 |6 z$ O9 z红烧狮子头 – red burned lion head (烧红了的狮子头)
$ g$ u0 i& F  w  ^; X" ]猴魁茶 – Number one monkey tea （第一只猴子茶）
看着好玩儿，又启迪心智，何不再加几道菜凑一桌？
炖老母鸡 - stewed chicken with sex (炖有过性生活的鸡)
* N: ]# q! p2 f( |木须肉 – wood mustache meat (木头胡子肉)
醋溜鱼 - vinegor skiing fish (醋海中滑行的鱼)
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maomaomimi

给你补充2个:D :D :D
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sammy

原帖由 maomaomimi 于 2007-5-8 20:44 发表
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xiexie!!
$握手$ $握手$

chemicalromance

原帖由 maomaomimi 于 2007-5-8 20:44 发表

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这是什么? 中国德语英语?

pripa

奉献一个俺看过的最经典的 简练的 传神的 新闻报道:

one car come one car go, two cars "ping" "ping", people die.$汗$

sammy

原帖由 pripa 于 2007-5-9 00:43 发表
奉献一个俺看过的最经典的 简练的 传神的 新闻报道:
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