Funny Chinglish - Updated

sammy

People mountain people sea.
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Here are more:

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give you some color zu see see

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sammy

四喜丸子 – Four glad meat balls（四个高兴的肉团）
. k. k, X7 J# o3 b童子鸡 – chicken without sex (还没有性生活的鸡)
0 m; {$ V- d2 Q+ c' p1 k! T麻婆豆腐 – tofu made by woman with freckles (一脸雀斑女人做的豆腐)
红烧狮子头 – red burned lion head (烧红了的狮子头)
猴魁茶 – Number one monkey tea （第一只猴子茶）
看着好玩儿，又启迪心智，何不再加几道菜凑一桌？
炖老母鸡 - stewed chicken with sex (炖有过性生活的鸡)
1 l3 L) E% y9 z3 x# M' _木须肉 – wood mustache meat (木头胡子肉)
醋溜鱼 - vinegor skiing fish (醋海中滑行的鱼)
/ E* ~' L% X( f  N& J醉蟹 - drunk crab (喝高了的螃蟹)

maomaomimi

给你补充2个:D :D :D
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sammy

原帖由 maomaomimi 于 2007-5-8 20:44 发表
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chemicalromance

原帖由 maomaomimi 于 2007-5-8 20:44 发表
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这是什么? 中国德语英语?

pripa

奉献一个俺看过的最经典的 简练的 传神的 新闻报道:

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sammy

原帖由 pripa 于 2007-5-9 00:43 发表
奉献一个俺看过的最经典的 简练的 传神的 新闻报道:

0 L8 T4 ~" B7 m4 P* \2 fone car come one car go, two cars "ping" "ping", people die.$汗$

$汗$ $汗$