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我觉得这些很好玩儿。分享一下儿：

"So Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me."
"God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends."
"Coffee, Chocolate, Men ... Some Things Are Just Better Rich."
"Don't Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would The Queen."
"I'm Out Of Estrogen And I Have A Gun. "
"Warning: I Have An Attitude And I Know How To Use It. "
"Of Course I Don't Look Busy...I Did It Right The First Time."
"Do Not Start With Me. You Will Not Win. "
"All Stressed Out And No One To Choke."
"I Can Be One Of Those Bad Things That Happens To Bad People."
"How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?"
"Don't Upset Me! I'm Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies."
"And One of the Best!"
"If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In The Kitchen."
"Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings'"s
"The proctologist called, they found your head"
"Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film"
"Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them"
"I used to have a handle on life, but it broke"
"WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship"
"You are a good example of the Peter Principle"
"Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself"
"Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me"
"Guys, just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one"
"Eve Was Framed"

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好玩。。。。。。。。。。。。

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回复得不多啊. 这些句子有很多双关语. 很难翻成中文. 有些翻过来以后味道也不一样了.

我试着翻两个:

"So Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me."

这么多男人,没几个供得起我.

"God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends."

上帝让我们成为姐妹, Prozac让我们成为朋友.

Prozac 是一种抗忧郁症药. 要是有错,清指出啊.

有兴趣的请接着翻啊.

我要截个色

顶！！！！！！！

xixixhh

要疯狂的学英语。。。