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Guide to Ph.D. Research
    * When you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly.
    * Experience is directly proportional to the quantity of equipment ruined or destroyed.
    * Past experience is always correct, and should never be misled by present facts.
    * In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
    * Don't believe in miracles, rely on them.
    * Teamwork is essential, it allows you to blame someone else.
    * Record of data is essential, it indicates you have been doing something.
    * No matter what result is anticipated, someone will always fit the facts to it.
    * No matter what happens, there is always someone that believes it happened according to his or her pet theory.
    * The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.
    * The quantity which when added to, subtracted from, divided into, or multiplied by the results obtained experimentally to give the correct result, is known as a constant.
    * Experiments must be reproducible, they should fail in the same way. If any experiment works you must be using the wrong equipment.
    * An experiment may be considered successful if no more than half the data must be discarded to obtain the results required.
    * For neatness always draw the curves first and afterwards plot the data.
    * If an experiment is a complete failure it can always be used as a bad example.

Summary:

    * When in charge- ponder
    * When in trouble- delegate
    * When in doubt- mumble