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本帖最后由 狼王 于 2010-12-29 17:02 编辑
想必很多朋友都被问过下面的这些问题中的一个，没准可以这样回答，但是这是针对美国的，如果谁还有更好的答案，欢迎跟帖
Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too.
Especially on your "Thanks giving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets.
We regard turkeys as human's best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat
turkeys.
Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the
world?
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we became powerful, we will invade Iraq
and Afghanistan.
Q: Why doesn't your government give Tibet back to its monks?
A: Because
the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
注：Seminoles
(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族
Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
A: Yes. If we were using
black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.
Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.
Q: Why you are the only kid in your family?
A: Because our parents don't
fuck around. |
发表于 2010-12-29 10:36
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