GREETING CARDS THAT NEVER GOT PRINTED

tonyline007

I always wanted to have someone to love.  And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.
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I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - …That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.
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* x- N7 b6 ]# z, u9 {( YCongratulations on your new bundle of joy....
) _- G7 E* i6 o6 e! i) Z, l(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
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You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
& c. m5 I; R+ D(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

  K  s7 m. e0 `: tLooking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder.....
. Z& l% b( `# ?% }( E(Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking

Thank you for being part of my life.....
4 h  M% p! c% F4 |, b  S4 Z' _(Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you!

; j! j' ^8 X7 }# y# k! `4 S& g" sCongratulations on your wedding day!
1 q6 V" e: \6 s1 Y0 G(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.  

, B- Q9 e0 ^6 m! qHooray.....
( R" Q1 U; I: q4 d9 Z7 a(Inside card) - You're divorced.
/ v) w4 ~) h+ f9 nI just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened...
2 F* Q& f% ^- h. g5 c) E(Inside card) - Especially since you survived.
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, e& E" }, w$ H" E6 J) h- NCongrats on getting married...
) q& L# V* Q" o- A- |' s(Inside card) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life.

Someday I hope to marry...
(inside card) - Someone other than you.
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6 r8 @7 i2 V: W# F" O3 y: [We have been friends for a very long time...
5 x2 h/ q: x$ A* _0 D(inside card) - What do you say we stop?

- Z' l6 _8 E5 d6 V3 j" YAND MY THREE PERSONAL TOP FAVOURITES:

Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.
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2 p1 O- r% |: cWhen we were together, you said you'd die for me...
- m9 m9 d# X. [4 R8 A5 T(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.
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1 \" \7 q5 U+ I' NLastly, for any friends in California or who have too much money:

Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
) }$ P5 [* g  w1 U! s(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
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