GREETING CARDS THAT NEVER GOT PRINTED

tonyline007

I always wanted to have someone to love.  And now that you've come into my life...
5 r' @+ \' M# W/ r1 A7 X4 s(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.
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I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
6 W- q9 q- D4 ^6 W7 `(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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7 R' c  @/ z3 V9 N+ @As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
$ G& W6 W7 P- K; a(Inside card) - …That you're not here to ruin it for me.

. X6 B8 s- z2 C4 o0 b/ SCongratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
: l3 p. D. \1 V(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

! M) v' Q" ^# }1 L! PCongratulations on your new bundle of joy....
; P' ]9 I" M  j: c3 N8 e! o(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
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You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

$ u6 V. `& s  {, v: fLooking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder.....
(Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking

Thank you for being part of my life.....
(Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you!
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- f5 E, w% e7 Z2 \* L* zCongratulations on your wedding day!
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.  

4 G7 ~4 |. S1 f$ q7 {- r5 l5 PHooray.....
(Inside card) - You're divorced.
$ [. n2 h+ v7 W+ R, G: Y) UI just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened...
(Inside card) - Especially since you survived.
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- N( k+ K' P3 A- B& ]Congrats on getting married...
(Inside card) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life.

Someday I hope to marry...
(inside card) - Someone other than you.
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We have been friends for a very long time...
(inside card) - What do you say we stop?
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$ {, _7 `9 k8 [$ x3 [2 sAND MY THREE PERSONAL TOP FAVOURITES:

Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...
' x/ I+ Y7 G0 t$ `, `3 L" [: i! ~& m(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

: D/ C. B: N8 b3 F! A, }When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

Lastly, for any friends in California or who have too much money:

Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
# T2 Y# _1 b; {, n. x9 N% s" r0 a2 t(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
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