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GREETING CARDS THAT NEVER GOT PRINTED

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发表于 2008-7-4 16:43 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

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I always wanted to have someone to love.  And now that you've come into my life...
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(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.
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I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
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(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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7 R' c  @/ z3 V9 N+ @As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
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(Inside card) - …That you're not here to ruin it for me. & ?% B2 i" m$ h  ?' Y

. X6 B8 s- z2 C4 o0 b/ SCongratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
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(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.   p9 m: z4 t6 m: F2 U8 F  q% C# {+ g

! M) v' Q" ^# }1 L! PCongratulations on your new bundle of joy....
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(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
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You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket... 2 @( f# C: `7 Z( Y2 p
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often. + u3 q8 i0 |# ?& Z( d* l

$ u6 V. `& s  {, v: fLooking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder..... 7 b8 z- T( x' [
(Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking , U/ z0 w- z/ R3 o1 N8 R2 J2 K3 o
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Thank you for being part of my life..... ( A& C# @6 b" [4 V0 r1 C3 Y
(Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you!
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- f5 E, w% e7 Z2 \* L* zCongratulations on your wedding day! % @! C/ ^7 y/ @, K! t
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.  ! d! _& M) C) \1 a0 R

4 G7 ~4 |. S1 f$ q7 {- r5 l5 PHooray..... : J9 ?. _! D3 h  {4 N# c0 L
(Inside card) - You're divorced.
$ [. n2 h+ v7 W+ R, G: Y) UI just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened... 3 O+ ~" `3 @+ v* E$ k- @( M! s8 t% }3 {
(Inside card) - Especially since you survived.
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- N( k+ K' P3 A- B& ]Congrats on getting married... 7 p/ p  q4 t" i
(Inside card) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life. 6 H3 i! y4 [7 N  ^0 v- o7 [* V
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Someday I hope to marry... % z0 F  K8 U& [# p$ D% G7 m
(inside card) - Someone other than you.
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We have been friends for a very long time... ' d3 E% Y4 H/ P, N0 e, p
(inside card) - What do you say we stop?
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$ {, _7 `9 k8 [$ x3 [2 sAND MY THREE PERSONAL TOP FAVOURITES:9 v7 I: ?1 y+ G& h/ G
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Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...
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(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep./ `  j! E. K) Q* c  D

: D/ C. B: N8 b3 F! A, }When we were together, you said you'd die for me... 7 {1 v6 _+ {$ Q1 {2 ~. A6 I
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.* Z1 X/ ]+ h' Q9 U' n
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Lastly, for any friends in California or who have too much money:( s6 i2 S6 u1 r( Y) R
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Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
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(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
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