GREETING CARDS THAT NEVER GOT PRINTED

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I always wanted to have someone to love.  And now that you've come into my life...
% d" A; c  X: C5 T(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

, ?5 M" V8 |# J. k2 C( _  dI must admit, you brought religion into my life...
$ E) ]# O( `8 N3 f4 g7 f(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
6 s. ]7 g1 P6 G7 o  l$ v, c, B(Inside card) - …That you're not here to ruin it for me.

+ H# e1 V2 C6 a: M! A" Y/ ^  NCongratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.
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+ e. j& Q7 l/ r* M9 n& T! eCongratulations on your new bundle of joy....
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
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5 X8 ]6 D. z+ b  U7 U$ D0 C, kYou are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
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* ^- E3 k6 z# p% vLooking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder.....
! M! L* q; I2 E, r2 f; B5 @. w(Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking
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- f# o: G2 h: C1 R+ w" [( e+ ]Thank you for being part of my life.....
$ x! F- F5 N2 g, A(Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you!

Congratulations on your wedding day!
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.  

Hooray.....
(Inside card) - You're divorced.
3 \( I$ `* f8 K! C; D1 E' t" [# w3 dI just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened...
( l$ w2 `0 f0 U% p  W: |% R(Inside card) - Especially since you survived.

Congrats on getting married...
(Inside card) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life.
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Someday I hope to marry...
1 G  x) \/ M1 I- V' u  V9 A( S% R3 C5 U(inside card) - Someone other than you.
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) ~& n$ g1 [/ m8 B/ gWe have been friends for a very long time...
(inside card) - What do you say we stop?
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$ b; V+ O: ~2 p7 {" l+ ^+ pAND MY THREE PERSONAL TOP FAVOURITES:
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2 H0 z2 @/ Y4 h& O+ O+ J4 uYour friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...
+ A4 t" z2 l' u: Q(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.
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When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

1 I1 g+ @/ F# g( \- lLastly, for any friends in California or who have too much money:
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, E8 F3 o6 V+ E  SHappy Birthday! You look great for your age....
9 s. u  q' l. \4 q) z(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!