GREETING CARDS THAT NEVER GOT PRINTED

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I always wanted to have someone to love.  And now that you've come into my life...
, `& Q( G, `4 h# `(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

, v& H) H4 B4 WI must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

# T$ F( ~: t2 q5 b% vAs the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - …That you're not here to ruin it for me.

Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.
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% _8 [6 P. i( L: W5 s( xCongratulations on your new bundle of joy....
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
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3 f2 E$ I: D1 R  v9 B4 B0 l! a7 QYou are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
8 I' p2 Z  Z' U/ w) ?8 k5 J1 Z+ Z(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

* c# V5 a& L! O6 [) A; @1 lLooking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder.....
  ^4 R, J7 B% H6 X(Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking

Thank you for being part of my life.....
(Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you!

' h3 Q* Q( Q- T' v$ z# `2 cCongratulations on your wedding day!
+ N5 R9 p$ {6 G. N& l5 O(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.  

Hooray.....
8 H/ n- `' K" ?) H(Inside card) - You're divorced.
% t" P. |" ?9 y( {I just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened...
: h4 ?4 h0 F; O: \* J3 b+ s2 A: S(Inside card) - Especially since you survived.

Congrats on getting married...
(Inside card) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life.
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6 d" @; ^, v1 \Someday I hope to marry...
0 y! M+ n' b# F( P: p$ f) m(inside card) - Someone other than you.
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We have been friends for a very long time...
(inside card) - What do you say we stop?

: f0 y. C/ C6 F$ U  R' a: @0 nAND MY THREE PERSONAL TOP FAVOURITES:
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% k; @/ T6 B6 @9 c9 W. @& l3 _Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
, }! Q1 u) n) u2 h(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.
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* s' ]5 y- `5 ]$ Z5 k/ l. `! ILastly, for any friends in California or who have too much money:

5 |6 O; e( @- `0 X( cHappy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
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