GREETING CARDS THAT NEVER GOT PRINTED

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I always wanted to have someone to love.  And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.
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# H+ k* _  |$ g7 ?/ ?$ LI must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

. x  X+ ?7 {+ d) ~As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - …That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.
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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
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You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
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Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder.....
(Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking
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Thank you for being part of my life.....
(Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you!

1 E1 ]: Y& _+ k* N2 M" P$ c6 NCongratulations on your wedding day!
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.  

4 k' W  h" c$ e, f) U( p/ o& [Hooray.....
& K* ~" i& D2 g# m8 v(Inside card) - You're divorced.
+ V% e# T- J3 X7 mI just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened...
(Inside card) - Especially since you survived.
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$ G% f" H8 w3 mCongrats on getting married...
3 o/ T5 k! E- p; g3 G2 L(Inside card) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life.

Someday I hope to marry...
) f0 e! T% F* n& s3 |% V, |  Q(inside card) - Someone other than you.
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  T7 s4 T0 G0 K9 p( z& cWe have been friends for a very long time...
(inside card) - What do you say we stop?

AND MY THREE PERSONAL TOP FAVOURITES:

. S3 S+ E; H6 z; fYour friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...
- V0 X1 n1 U- u. v(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.
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  f. R, M2 b, n; w6 h, }$ x4 W& HLastly, for any friends in California or who have too much money:
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Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
8 U7 z0 v; y* E# e5 @5 \6 P(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
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