GREETING CARDS THAT NEVER GOT PRINTED

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I always wanted to have someone to love.  And now that you've come into my life...
3 u. Q; A# g$ h: I# W1 V(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

# {+ b5 e$ l  _3 w  vI must admit, you brought religion into my life...
$ A' r$ ]( p: `, b* h, d6 p(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

6 @! c4 O7 _$ p+ Y, iAs the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - …That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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1 h! {0 x% F% z( J+ D& y" n0 JCongratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.
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% @3 O" n/ U7 B: yCongratulations on your new bundle of joy....
1 _& s5 M, f5 C4 C) `2 }8 L(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

5 \* J) [" k: l6 H& q$ _% m: HYou are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
! h* x5 G1 @0 w- N" V(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder.....
(Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking
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0 D1 M8 N# O+ a& y% u9 M, cThank you for being part of my life.....
" G5 C  t, N" I0 e(Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you!

9 Q! D$ S; T" M  L' I- r  x0 h1 sCongratulations on your wedding day!
1 n/ u$ j) e  J0 B$ m+ v* ]1 Z(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.  

Hooray.....
7 K. y. A6 j$ N6 l6 h$ u" M(Inside card) - You're divorced.
I just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened...
9 ~% P) m4 V' s8 E(Inside card) - Especially since you survived.

1 X( P, L9 e* k4 mCongrats on getting married...
(Inside card) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life.

" M! j1 }+ S8 wSomeday I hope to marry...
(inside card) - Someone other than you.

We have been friends for a very long time...
2 v* C* R3 ?' ~5 e/ `1 r( A(inside card) - What do you say we stop?
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AND MY THREE PERSONAL TOP FAVOURITES:

6 A* p+ [+ z# G' d0 F& kYour friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

; p7 M2 R  \) ^$ E+ CWhen we were together, you said you'd die for me...
$ Z7 d/ J& f- \0 T9 q2 p(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.
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Lastly, for any friends in California or who have too much money:

6 N" i3 @3 X( r" `* NHappy Birthday! You look great for your age....
- {2 h  }+ c0 ~6 J( n' @(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!