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GREETING CARDS THAT NEVER GOT PRINTED

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发表于 2008-7-4 16:43 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

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I always wanted to have someone to love.  And now that you've come into my life...
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(Inside card) - I've changed my mind. . I. w5 T# H1 a5 c+ s  S

, v& H) H4 B4 WI must admit, you brought religion into my life... # Z! }# }( H% c* g, H' L$ C
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you. - [4 R! I1 h2 ?! t$ ^6 o* Z( c

# T$ F( ~: t2 q5 b% vAs the days go by, I think how lucky I am.... / F$ X1 I2 a# ]* R
(Inside card) - …That you're not here to ruin it for me. 8 j/ M  V4 p* W
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Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go.... % x* Q+ ^2 `  m/ K: X) _
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.
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% _8 [6 P. i( L: W5 s( xCongratulations on your new bundle of joy.... 9 }6 |" W) {* K* Q
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
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3 f2 E$ I: D1 R  v9 B4 B0 l! a7 QYou are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
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(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often. 2 X( ?, q6 H0 |  R* o; s; @8 E7 V

* c# V5 a& L! O6 [) A; @1 lLooking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder.....
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(Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking   Y, x- Q& j& c9 X
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Thank you for being part of my life..... 1 \* T  P0 |5 h7 m
(Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you! & ^6 r' o0 N  n  x% L+ \5 ~

' h3 Q* Q( Q- T' v$ z# `2 cCongratulations on your wedding day!
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(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.  1 S% e' R) Q7 X- Y  \
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Hooray.....
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(Inside card) - You're divorced.
% t" P. |" ?9 y( {I just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened...
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(Inside card) - Especially since you survived. 9 q' t! ?3 G4 @: E4 H  t
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Congrats on getting married... . K% x" C7 c0 H( ?- f3 m0 j
(Inside card) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life.
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6 d" @; ^, v1 \Someday I hope to marry...
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(inside card) - Someone other than you.
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We have been friends for a very long time... 0 ?' V3 y/ Q6 h' b/ v: j
(inside card) - What do you say we stop? ' |5 G; g( u% A3 \) H+ T# u

: f0 y. C/ C6 F$ U  R' a: @0 nAND MY THREE PERSONAL TOP FAVOURITES:
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% k; @/ T6 B6 @9 c9 W. @& l3 _Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday... 0 @! Q2 n+ P, k6 G6 F5 f8 j
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.2 L" I- y& |3 {
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When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
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(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.
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* s' ]5 y- `5 ]$ Z5 k/ l. `! ILastly, for any friends in California or who have too much money:2 i9 C0 u5 {" @+ ^, [3 F

5 |6 O; e( @- `0 X( cHappy Birthday! You look great for your age.... ( u& K) g% {. a2 M0 V
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
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