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GREETING CARDS THAT NEVER GOT PRINTED

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发表于 2008-7-4 16:43 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

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I always wanted to have someone to love.  And now that you've come into my life...
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(Inside card) - I've changed my mind. 9 j& F- z# ]/ U1 ^

, ?5 M" V8 |# J. k2 C( _  dI must admit, you brought religion into my life...
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(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you. . w" t5 p( I, N; t! g8 |
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As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
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(Inside card) - …That you're not here to ruin it for me. 2 I! z0 k# G; v

+ H# e1 V2 C6 a: M! A" Y/ ^  NCongratulations on your promotion. Before you go.... 3 f1 E- o- @* B+ v4 \) s
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.
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+ e. j& Q7 l/ r* M9 n& T! eCongratulations on your new bundle of joy.... 1 {) \' b, C, m& {6 v
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
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5 X8 ]6 D. z+ b  U7 U$ D0 C, kYou are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket... . a* ^  m/ {' z! E; W+ e' }7 @
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
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* ^- E3 k6 z# p% vLooking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder.....
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(Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking
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- f# o: G2 h: C1 R+ w" [( e+ ]Thank you for being part of my life.....
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(Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you! / K' c$ \' s  U+ w* v
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Congratulations on your wedding day! 7 b! S/ l: m6 {$ g2 }# d
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.  ) v: |8 ^4 o6 ]0 }( L" s
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Hooray..... " [; @/ Z3 s8 E. z( N; e0 _
(Inside card) - You're divorced.
3 \( I$ `* f8 K! C; D1 E' t" [# w3 dI just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened...
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(Inside card) - Especially since you survived. . Q% v" \3 s7 X9 A' @( {
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Congrats on getting married... $ B! G2 `3 C6 E, }
(Inside card) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life.
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Someday I hope to marry...
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(inside card) - Someone other than you.
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) ~& n$ g1 [/ m8 B/ gWe have been friends for a very long time... ; c' q' f+ L$ z- G1 W5 \" P
(inside card) - What do you say we stop?
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$ b; V+ O: ~2 p7 {" l+ ^+ pAND MY THREE PERSONAL TOP FAVOURITES:
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2 H0 z2 @/ Y4 h& O+ O+ J4 uYour friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...
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(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.
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When we were together, you said you'd die for me... % S" w' f5 ]6 b% c
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.) Z  J# {, c6 O4 v, Y6 d4 D

1 I1 g+ @/ F# g( \- lLastly, for any friends in California or who have too much money:
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, E8 F3 o6 V+ E  SHappy Birthday! You look great for your age....
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(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!: R5 e  y4 u" q0 x/ }- I9 u( V/ ?
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