GREETING CARDS THAT NEVER GOT PRINTED

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I always wanted to have someone to love.  And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.
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* o& Z0 m2 p3 e6 z8 H# @I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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: N+ k/ C0 `& L- {As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - …That you're not here to ruin it for me.

Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
% h/ J# v  ^/ u(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.
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! ^9 X0 {* D/ }" }# PCongratulations on your new bundle of joy....
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

% r# ~* G% r3 ~( J) DYou are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
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Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder.....
(Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking

Thank you for being part of my life.....
(Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you!
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Congratulations on your wedding day!
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.  

& l3 ^  k' [1 M3 jHooray.....
(Inside card) - You're divorced.
I just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened...
8 W+ X1 R, a! E0 f! i(Inside card) - Especially since you survived.

Congrats on getting married...
- T- Q4 Q2 c& O% m; D. G  v! m(Inside card) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life.
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Someday I hope to marry...
(inside card) - Someone other than you.

We have been friends for a very long time...
(inside card) - What do you say we stop?

9 |* y3 b/ \3 y, `; a& U* pAND MY THREE PERSONAL TOP FAVOURITES:

& h% O& k! T, F/ f5 d% G* RYour friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.
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  q- j  x5 M4 o: m  A5 wLastly, for any friends in California or who have too much money:

4 ?9 @! G% y  Z3 g/ [: k# xHappy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
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