GREETING CARDS THAT NEVER GOT PRINTED

tonyline007

I always wanted to have someone to love.  And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.
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I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
  r1 c: @2 `. k(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - …That you're not here to ruin it for me.

Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.
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8 R* D/ g: M, N& X: b: TCongratulations on your new bundle of joy....
, ^# Y% x' z) {6 p1 {) _: |2 t1 `3 K4 `(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
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. b) }, h$ C! f8 x1 NYou are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
# G, @- u: W# ]/ X% x0 Z# ~+ {(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder.....
(Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking

: E2 M$ A) q& b. s) Q; m+ j1 i$ C4 rThank you for being part of my life.....
: E2 I. Z# j- K( k& P. B! r+ J# T4 \! E(Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you!
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Congratulations on your wedding day!
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.  
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Hooray.....
8 c7 \4 K: M, j(Inside card) - You're divorced.
  b" N6 O% H2 g* vI just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened...
+ L8 x& K# {! @(Inside card) - Especially since you survived.

% Z5 d( c& W1 ~# \5 w( LCongrats on getting married...
. d$ [8 b$ r4 w* |# u% j(Inside card) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life.

6 X* _# r( ]3 a( v; d9 `Someday I hope to marry...
$ W% Q% f! r. f+ \+ @' E* k" }(inside card) - Someone other than you.

* L' S9 c: }/ C; pWe have been friends for a very long time...
(inside card) - What do you say we stop?

AND MY THREE PERSONAL TOP FAVOURITES:

1 E, R/ J5 A" U$ }! K) WYour friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.
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/ A6 l" h# \; @6 J* UWhen we were together, you said you'd die for me...
% a5 Y2 @( f" [+ ]8 ~0 ?% M(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.
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Lastly, for any friends in California or who have too much money:
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5 I+ Z+ Z0 J( \0 L4 u) g4 THappy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
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